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Is there an art in insulting people?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 3:46

Dear 4chan,

What's the best possibly way of insulting someone? I know you can swear, tell them to fuck off and shit. But what about the really insulting, even the emotional damaging insults?

I know for one rule you gotta keep calm, and the more the know about them, then more you can use it against them right?
Any good hints and references appreciated.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 4:36

I've always been a fan of back-handed compliments.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 4:45

Boy, you sure are good at farting

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 4:53

Find things they are insecure about (preferably something physical), think up something really witty, and let rip.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 4:58

>>3
why thank you <3

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 12:18

When it comes to insulting...
Dont laugh
Look straight in the eye
Act expressionless (don't even look pissed, just look stern)

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 13:30

You got to have brains in order to open your moth.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 13:40

Opening one's moth is the best way to insult someone

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 13:44

I prefer venemoth over any other insult.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 14:19

No, mudkip

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-11 15:06

So... i herd sum things...

Name: Love 2006-10-11 23:22

Raise an eyebrown and laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-12 15:05

yeah...it's called dozens...

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 11:43

don't insult people.

either talk to them politely, ignore them, or use physical force.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 22:55

The best way to insult a Dutchman is to accuse him of being infected with typhoid. Seriously, I googled it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 6:23 ID:pgLXce6e

>>1
fail>>13
fail>>8
>>2
fail

Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-17 13:19 ID:SjtY1b1T

Don't say anything. Just rape them on the spot, and make it as painful and un-pleasurable for them as possible.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 13:29 ID:oaaG/fEP

Rape is obviously the best way to insult people, have you learned nothing from prison?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 15:10 ID:Eo0qxMKy

>>6 Exactly. Another good thing with all of this is to act as though you don't even care for their presence. Like you're busy doing something else at the time and don't really want to even talk to them. That way it'll seem even worse that you could come out with something so horrible about them at a moments notice and without even thinking about it, or even caring at all about whether they hear it or not.
Cold, calculated and careless. That's the way to go.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 15:20 ID:k2T5ya7d

Talking is an art. To deceive one's mind into believing

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 15:26 ID:Eo0qxMKy

>>20 Indeed.

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