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Rip in my anus....

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 18:25

Well this problem started about last year, I would be able to go to the toilet without much problem. But one time I would rip the skin around my anus after a large shit, causing pain and bleeding. At first it seemed like I was having a period so it was like shit, I gotta borrow my girlfriends pads.

So yeah.. up until now its been happening now and then, but this is when it's different.

I took a dump a couple of days ago, and much to my surprise I ripped it again.. But this time my ass still hurts.. Theres one part thats swollen.. And its formed something similiar to a clitoris, but I can press it in...

So it gets itchy like crazy.. What should I do B?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 18:27

dude if i were you i'd like die or something

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 18:27

sorry.. I should say 4chan :P

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 18:31

>>2

Why? its just like an infection or something...

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 18:36

Does it have a little face?

Name: Peppy Hare 2006-09-17 18:41

What should I do B?
Do a barrel roll!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 18:43

>>5

I'll have to look in the mirror to see, but fom what I remember... No it doesnt.

>>6

If i do that.. itll just inflame the area more...

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 21:48

You're growing into a beautiful young woman.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 22:49

It's just a part of growing up as a gay man. Trust me, you'll get used to the ripped anuses.

Name: MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-14 17:04

>>1
I can insure you I am no anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 4:21

>>10
Hey, aren't you scared of getting ripped?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-15 6:47

>>10
NOT ME!
>>1
back to /b/, plz

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-15 6:48

>>12
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-15 15:35

Don't dudes always brag about how ripped they are, or if they aren't, they say they are going to the gym to get so ripped?  Now I know what they mean.  Thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 15:58

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 16:23

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-16 16:26

>>16
Stop posting me there! You know I could report you to the RCMP for violating my rights to privacy!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-16 16:27

>>17
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 16:33

>>17
No, you couldn't. If we took your picture without your consent, you could. We're just using the material you made public in a non-malicious way.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-16 16:40

>>19
You are trying to troll me! I would call that malicious!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-16 16:41

>>20
You're an anus!

Name: Elliott 2009-07-16 16:44

>>20
Hi Milkyribs :)

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-16 16:45

>>22
Who the hell are you! The name Elliott sounds like the name of a creeper!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-16 16:46

>>23
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 16:55

>>20
How is that malicious? Are you trying to troll me? He was just reposting what you posted, in a non-malicious fashion?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-16 17:04

>>25
He posted it in a manner to troll me! He knew I woudn't approve!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-16 17:06

>>26
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 17:21

Sell your story to Horihone Saizō.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 18:02

>>26
That's not trolling, that might fall under cyber-bullying.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-16 18:13

>>29
Well ok, that is still illegal! The RCMP will find this no laughing matter!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-16 18:18

>>30
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 18:22

>>30
I'm sure of that? Why don't you inform them?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 3:51

>>26
That's not true, you posted in there trying to sell insurance; I'd say that gives the thread your own seal of approval.

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