So i tried urine

And i puked as it hit my throat. I think ill try showers from now on

You like watersports, son?!

oh, hell, I always thought that "watersports" referred to anime girls in bathing suits and shit

WHADDA FUCK

when i was little i got sick by some dissease i don't remember, and the doctor recommended my mother that i should drink my piss and that could help me fight the sickness, and my mom everyday in the morning would make me drink my own piss, (it worked), the fun part is that my sisters got sick also, and my mother gave them my urine, went to the hospital and the doctor said something like "Oh my god you can't give others piss from your son, it only works on him"

true story

>>5 true story
in Japan.

>>5
what a bunch of freaks! that's fucked up.

>>6
well actually im not from japan, im from venezuela
>>7
heh i guess,
another thing is that my mother keeps telling me that to get rid of pimples and acne i should use urine (also in the morning, seems like its the strongest piss of the day) and she says that it works because urine has amonia and other stuff... of course i haven't tried it, i dont want to piss on my face!

has anyone of you tried it? does it works?

>>5
lol japan

>>8
Just use vinegar or some other anti-bacterial household chemical.

>>8
Having Pimple Problems? Try Pissing On Your Face! Stomache Cramps? Drink Piss!

Yup, sounds like a spam email you'd get in Japan or some other third world country.

>>11
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Isn't pissing on your face to get rid of acne some shit they said in Smoking Aces? It must really work....

>>12
Way to bump a five year old thread.