So i tried urine

And i puked as it hit my throat. I think ill try showers from now on

when i was little i got sick by some dissease i don't remember, and the doctor recommended my mother that i should drink my piss and that could help me fight the sickness, and my mom everyday in the morning would make me drink my own piss, (it worked), the fun part is that my sisters got sick also, and my mother gave them my urine, went to the hospital and the doctor said something like "Oh my god you can't give others piss from your son, it only works on him"

true story