I was frikin' starving today, so I went to the fridge in the break room and was looking for something, ANYTHING, to eat (even though I knew there would be nothing).
Anyways, a couple of people put their lunches in the fridge to keep it cool. I noticed this one bag so I checked it out and found a sandwich and a twinkie in it.
I tried to resist the temptation, but the sandwich was roast beef and swiss, MY FUCKING FAVORITE.
So, I stuff the sandwich in one pocket and the twinkie in the other and walked out with it and left the bag in the fridge.
They were pretty pissed about it, but I don't think anybody suspected it was me.
>>1
Holy fucking shit! That was my fucking lunch! Who the fuck are you? I'm going to fucking ginf outr who you are and fucking hit you.
You're fucking buying me lunch at Glen Gene's, you fucking asshole.
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Anonymous2006-09-17 17:05
Stealing lunch ftw. I love peoples expressions when they are laughing and all of a sudden their face changes. "Guy...guys.....anyone see my lunch? I mean I left it right here, oh heres the bag with my name on it. *looks inside* IT'S GONE! SOMEONE ATE MY LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>7
lol, n00b. VIP is for spam and anime\japan crap. Lounge is for shit like this.
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Anonymous2006-09-17 17:21
I'm serious about this. I will find out who you are and fucking kill you. Be glad that at least you didn't get my chips or my fruit roll up, because then you'd be in for hours of 120v AC to your genitals.
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Anonymous2006-09-17 18:28
in before twinkie house
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Anonymous2006-09-17 18:54
>>8
lol, no asshole. look at vip. this is just copypasta of the same thread in there.
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Anonymous2006-09-17 19:24
"Who would steal 30 bags of lunches?"
"I'll tell you who took those lunches. That damned Sasquatch."
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Anonymous2006-09-17 20:34
>>11
lol, no asshole. this is just not copypasta of the same thread in there. this was post here first! vip boring and unoriginal so they always copy lounge.
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Anonymous2006-09-17 21:16
>>13
oh, ic. thank you for clarifying that. damned dqn scum.
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Anonymous2006-09-17 21:59
>>13
lol, no asshole. this is just copypasta of the same thread in here. this was post here first! lounge boring and unoriginal so they always copy vip.
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Anonymous2006-09-17 22:18
>>15
oh, ic. thank you for clarifying that. damned general scum.
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Anonymous2006-09-17 22:47
My cat once came home dragging a sandwich. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw. Some poor bastard was probably accusing his buddies that THEY stole his lunch. I only wish I was there to see the expression on their faces.