I stole somebodys lunch at work today

I was frikin' starving today, so I went to the fridge in the break room and was looking for something, ANYTHING, to eat (even though I knew there would be nothing).

Anyways, a couple of people put their lunches in the fridge to keep it cool. I noticed this one bag so I checked it out and found a sandwich and a twinkie in it.

I tried to resist the temptation, but the sandwich was roast beef and swiss, MY FUCKING FAVORITE.

So, I stuff the sandwich in one pocket and the twinkie in the other and walked out with it and left the bag in the fridge.

They were pretty pissed about it, but I don't think anybody suspected it was me.

My cat once came home dragging a sandwich. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw. Some poor bastard was probably accusing his buddies that THEY stole his lunch. I only wish I was there to see the expression on their faces.