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I hate SMOKERS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 1:08

Hey dipshits!
Don't smoke RIGHT BY THE ENTRANCES TO BUILDINGS! PEOPLE DONT LIKE WALKING THROUGH YOUR POISON SHIT CLOUD.

also, CIGARETTE BUTTS ARE NOT BIODEGRADABLE!
STOP FLICKING THEM INTO FLOWER BEDS, ON NATURE TRAILS, ON THE STREET.


Where the fuck did your common courtesy and common sense go?
Dickheads!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 1:15

They have lung cancer, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 1:33

smokers hate you too for being nazis.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 1:35

I hate smokers as well, they throw their shit all over the place.  Then they have the nerve to ruin not only their health, but the health of those around them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 1:37

Those fucking filters last centuries in my lawn you slobs

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 2:29

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 6:31 (sage)

I put out my cigarettes in your anus

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 6:50

so lange man am leben is, soll man rauchen

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 13:06

>>4

I'll have you know I manage to smoke without lobbing my faeces everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 15:35

They spend 8 bucks a day to give themselves lung cancer. dey r smart mans

Every year you're wasting 1000 dollars or more on it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 16:35

Meanwhile rocket boosters are falling into the ocean with unburned fuel and you marvel at the beauty of space.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 17:56

Yeah damn smokers leaving their fags everywhere!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 18:19

And I hate YOU...yeah how you like them apples.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:19

>>13
lol, I'll live much longer than you and won't linger miserably in the hospital for a few months/years.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:37

>>10
Because money is the be all and end all of course. Yeah, never mind it's killing me (the reason most people argue against smoking) but oh shi- I'm wasting PRECIOUS monies too?!!?

Thank you all for enlightening me, I really never knew any of this before.

I smoke, I don't care about whether you live longer and healthier than me, couldn't give a shit if you have more money than me, and really don't give a rat's ass if my habit pisses you off.

Inconsiderate? Cry me a fucking river.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:39

>>15
BOOM BOOM BOOM I JUST KILLED YOU WITH MY INTERNERT GUN

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:41

>>15
Make sure that when you are dying a slow and painful that you pay for all your medical costs yourself. I don't want my hard earned tax dollars being wasted on morons like you, ok?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:42

>>17
NHS motherfucker. ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:46

>>18
I hope you get hit by a bus.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:51

>>19
Aw, I hope you do too. <3

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:59

>>20
You first! With my healthy body and brain such thing won't happen to me.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 21:03

>>21
I don't think smoking affects my ability to avoid getting hit by buses.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 21:28

>>22 let's see you run away as fast as a non-smoker.

Name: Zoidberg 2006-09-16 22:06

>>1 Where the fuck did your common courtesy and common sense go?

up in a puff of smoke is where it went.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 8:17

>>23
Smoking doesn't destroy my muscles y'know.

I can still run as fast as I ever could, I just get out of breath from it quicker.

Plus, I doubt any of us can outrun a fucking bus.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 11:49

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 11:51

>>25

I can outrun a fucking bus

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 13:11

>>14
Pfft no You will spend years upon years slowly losing your mind not remembering who your kids are and screaming in terror everytime that strange person comes by your house.years of shitting your pants and being neglected by your children and slowly and painfully dying from your failing 90 year old hart.And when you finally die they will hold a crappy little funerall worth shit cause they are annoyed you lived this long

While I will just drop dead at 60 and everyone will feel sad and I will have a grand funerall because I went before my time

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 14:07

>>28
I can outrun a fucking bus

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 15:09

>>28
WRONG!!! You don't just drop dead when you die of lung cancer, you fucking moron. It's a painful, slow suffocation that happens over many months. Live a healthy life and keep your mind active and you will avoid shit like Alzheimer’s.

Dying in my sleep from natural causes >>>>>>>>> slow and painful death from cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 15:43

>>30
both are shit ways of dying

I'm not a smoker but damn, you anti-smokers piss me off alot more than smokers do

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 15:54

>>30
Ugh, smoking gives you cancer.  You still die slowly, but everyone thinks you're stupid for it because you keep smoking even though it's killing you, and everyone's like "Good riddance!" when you dead

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 16:13

>>30
Who says you will be dying in your sleep getting old does not mean you will die in your sleep maybe you get somekind of heart condition or other desease that takes effect really fast cause your frail pethetic body cannot take it seeing how you are in /b/ you will most likely die alone sitting in a heap of your own shit.
Or you might just get hit by a bus tomorrow we can only hope

Me? I will shoot myself before I can grow old and sick Hah take that .

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 16:53

>>33
A coward and a smoker. We have a real winner here people, lol. WTF is with the heart condition crap? Sure if you're a fatty or American that shit will probably be a problem but my superior diet, genes and the fact that I actually move though out the day means my ticker is in top shape.

Medical science is advancing all the time and because of that I will die a comfortable and respectful death... unlike you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 17:21

>>34

Or you get hit by a bus or you mouth off to the wrong people and get a bullet to the brain .

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 17:25

>>35
We don't have savages with guns in my country. And I always look left, then right before crossing. Sorry you fail, try again. Better yet, do society a favour and just kill yourself now.
kthnksbye.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 17:46

>>34
Captain Scarlet? Is that really you?!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 17:46

I never realised not smoking made you invincible.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 17:59

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Cry more while you still can smokers. You'll be struggling to breath soon!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 23:03

Smoking is only cool until you get lung cancer. Then you'll cease to be cool in their eyes.

WHY SOCIETY WHY
WHY MUST YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 0:30

Smoking is never cool. Don't be such a sheep.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 1:17

this argument is lame.

thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 1:37

What argument?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 3:01

penis

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 3:29

>>44
Not that argument again. It's called a FAG, but a FAG isn't a BAD thing, OK?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 6:58

>>41
quit being such a goody-two-shoes. smoking in the hands right person is an art.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 17:23

>>39
Seems the non-smokers cry and whine more. WAHWAH MY PRECIOUS OXYGEN WAHWAH.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 18:42

>>47
Yup, I'll be hearing that from you when you breath your last breath in a hospital and die a sad, pitiful death. One that everyone was waiting for. Who's gonna be at your death bed if you fucking gave yourself lung cancer?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 18:44

>>47
Well if someone was polluting the air around you with poisonous smoke you’d be complaining too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 18:48

You're asking why they throw their buds on the ground when you have tons of people who dump trash into storm drains and the likes daily?

Where the fuck do those people think it goes? They don't give a shit. They're too lazy or too busy caring about themselves to walk to a fucking trashcan. Just like smokers are too fucking stupid or lazy to throw their shit away properly.

People are stupid and lazy. Smokers poison themselves like retards poison their drinking water with trash.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 18:49

I'm a non-smoker and I believe people have right to smoke the hell out of themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 18:51

>>51
by themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 15:05

>>48
Wow, you think people hate me because I smoke? Do you hate people just because they smoke?

You know many, many great people smoke, it doesn't instantly make you a horrible person who no one likes.

>>49
No, I'd do something about it rather than just fucking whine.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8052758379654103954

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 17:00

guys, the thing is not about smoking or not, I think the real sentence would be I HATE DUMB SMOKERS. Some follow the rules and they smoke without being annoying, that's great. That's a choice they made and they stick to it, they don't go all rebellish like <<OMG! forbidden to smoke in buildings doesn't state the outside terrain is affected by the law, so f-- you I smoke right there>>

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 19:03

>>54
A winrar is you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 19:04

non-smoker here just wanted to say i think all you anti-smokers are faggots for giving a shit if people smoke or not.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 19:07

i r t3h mast4 smoker LOL suky penis LOL boom lung cancer 4 u LOL

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 19:15

>>56
Yeah, cause we all like breathing that shit in and all the fags lying around.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 19:16

Hmm, isn't it odd how a fag in Europe is called a butt here in America?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 19:21

58 LOL u r nubkins u should sm0ke like i (t3h mast4 smok4) LOL () then we r to give lung cancer and everyone explode of cancer LOL BOOM LOL or u will give penis face LOL get it fuck all

sieg heil

Name: Lola 2006-09-20 0:25

Normally I take extra care to ensure I never blow smoke in anyone's face, at home I don't smoke indoors, I always make sure that if I'm smoking near someone that they don't smell or breathe anything in... But sometimes, when someone gives me a dirty look, coughs noisily (though the wind is blowing the smoke away from them), then stares, I will blow it right into their fucking face for being such a cuntburger. Don't bitch at me because it makes you feel superior and healthy. Go save a starving child in some third-world country if you want to do good.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-20 15:19

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faggot

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-20 15:48

>>61
fucking signed. i don't smoke but people who do the cough noisy thing are really annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 7:32

What about weed?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 8:37

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-10 9:12

>>64
Way to bump a five year old thread, jerk!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:17

>>66
At least it's not five years old.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:18

>>67Way to bump a five years old thread
!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:18

I heard somewhere that being fat is like smoking a pack of cigarettes every day so its like im a smoker without smoking but if i ever lose weight at least i wont have tar lungs plus loose skin can be cut off so yeah. its worse being fat and a smoker......like two things killing you!!!! but i gotta lose weight now cuz ill die v_v

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:49

I usually use dipping tobacco and smoke cigarillos, both are bio-degradeable and don't cause lung problems.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 10:52

u guys need to chill, smoke sum of dat mad weeeeeeeeed !

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 10:54

>>71
you god damn fanny

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