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I hate SMOKERS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 1:08

Hey dipshits!
Don't smoke RIGHT BY THE ENTRANCES TO BUILDINGS! PEOPLE DONT LIKE WALKING THROUGH YOUR POISON SHIT CLOUD.

also, CIGARETTE BUTTS ARE NOT BIODEGRADABLE!
STOP FLICKING THEM INTO FLOWER BEDS, ON NATURE TRAILS, ON THE STREET.


Where the fuck did your common courtesy and common sense go?
Dickheads!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 1:15

They have lung cancer, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 1:33

smokers hate you too for being nazis.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 1:35

I hate smokers as well, they throw their shit all over the place.  Then they have the nerve to ruin not only their health, but the health of those around them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 1:37

Those fucking filters last centuries in my lawn you slobs

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 2:29

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 6:31 (sage)

I put out my cigarettes in your anus

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 6:50

so lange man am leben is, soll man rauchen

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 13:06

>>4

I'll have you know I manage to smoke without lobbing my faeces everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 15:35

They spend 8 bucks a day to give themselves lung cancer. dey r smart mans

Every year you're wasting 1000 dollars or more on it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 16:35

Meanwhile rocket boosters are falling into the ocean with unburned fuel and you marvel at the beauty of space.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 17:56

Yeah damn smokers leaving their fags everywhere!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 18:19

And I hate YOU...yeah how you like them apples.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:19

>>13
lol, I'll live much longer than you and won't linger miserably in the hospital for a few months/years.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:37

>>10
Because money is the be all and end all of course. Yeah, never mind it's killing me (the reason most people argue against smoking) but oh shi- I'm wasting PRECIOUS monies too?!!?

Thank you all for enlightening me, I really never knew any of this before.

I smoke, I don't care about whether you live longer and healthier than me, couldn't give a shit if you have more money than me, and really don't give a rat's ass if my habit pisses you off.

Inconsiderate? Cry me a fucking river.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:39

>>15
BOOM BOOM BOOM I JUST KILLED YOU WITH MY INTERNERT GUN

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:41

>>15
Make sure that when you are dying a slow and painful that you pay for all your medical costs yourself. I don't want my hard earned tax dollars being wasted on morons like you, ok?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:42

>>17
NHS motherfucker. ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:46

>>18
I hope you get hit by a bus.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:51

>>19
Aw, I hope you do too. <3

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 20:59

>>20
You first! With my healthy body and brain such thing won't happen to me.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 21:03

>>21
I don't think smoking affects my ability to avoid getting hit by buses.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-16 21:28

>>22 let's see you run away as fast as a non-smoker.

Name: Zoidberg 2006-09-16 22:06

>>1 Where the fuck did your common courtesy and common sense go?

up in a puff of smoke is where it went.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 8:17

>>23
Smoking doesn't destroy my muscles y'know.

I can still run as fast as I ever could, I just get out of breath from it quicker.

Plus, I doubt any of us can outrun a fucking bus.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 11:49

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 11:51

>>25

I can outrun a fucking bus

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 13:11

>>14
Pfft no You will spend years upon years slowly losing your mind not remembering who your kids are and screaming in terror everytime that strange person comes by your house.years of shitting your pants and being neglected by your children and slowly and painfully dying from your failing 90 year old hart.And when you finally die they will hold a crappy little funerall worth shit cause they are annoyed you lived this long

While I will just drop dead at 60 and everyone will feel sad and I will have a grand funerall because I went before my time

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 14:07

>>28
I can outrun a fucking bus

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 15:09

>>28
WRONG!!! You don't just drop dead when you die of lung cancer, you fucking moron. It's a painful, slow suffocation that happens over many months. Live a healthy life and keep your mind active and you will avoid shit like Alzheimer’s.

Dying in my sleep from natural causes >>>>>>>>> slow and painful death from cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 15:43

>>30
both are shit ways of dying

I'm not a smoker but damn, you anti-smokers piss me off alot more than smokers do

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 15:54

>>30
Ugh, smoking gives you cancer.  You still die slowly, but everyone thinks you're stupid for it because you keep smoking even though it's killing you, and everyone's like "Good riddance!" when you dead

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 16:13

>>30
Who says you will be dying in your sleep getting old does not mean you will die in your sleep maybe you get somekind of heart condition or other desease that takes effect really fast cause your frail pethetic body cannot take it seeing how you are in /b/ you will most likely die alone sitting in a heap of your own shit.
Or you might just get hit by a bus tomorrow we can only hope

Me? I will shoot myself before I can grow old and sick Hah take that .

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 16:53

>>33
A coward and a smoker. We have a real winner here people, lol. WTF is with the heart condition crap? Sure if you're a fatty or American that shit will probably be a problem but my superior diet, genes and the fact that I actually move though out the day means my ticker is in top shape.

Medical science is advancing all the time and because of that I will die a comfortable and respectful death... unlike you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 17:21

>>34

Or you get hit by a bus or you mouth off to the wrong people and get a bullet to the brain .

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 17:25

>>35
We don't have savages with guns in my country. And I always look left, then right before crossing. Sorry you fail, try again. Better yet, do society a favour and just kill yourself now.
kthnksbye.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 17:46

>>34
Captain Scarlet? Is that really you?!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 17:46

I never realised not smoking made you invincible.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 17:59

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Cry more while you still can smokers. You'll be struggling to breath soon!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-17 23:03

Smoking is only cool until you get lung cancer. Then you'll cease to be cool in their eyes.

WHY SOCIETY WHY
WHY MUST YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF

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