dog humped my leg

I visited my friend the other day, and his dog started humping my leg.  My friend was going to stop him, but I figure what the hell, let him finish.  Big mistake.  I had to walk home with a big cum stain on my pantleg.  Also, I think my leg is going to have puppies.

>>1
furry

train him to stick it in your pooper

My dog humped my back once. It was kinda weird. I guess he got really excited.

Can you blame him?  Your back is fucking hot

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>>6
Nigger.

Hmph, this sounds like the same kind of ranting as "fuck you, fridge!!!" which I get hearing from my asshole neighbor with his window open.  He's half naked and 500 pounds heavier too.

Whats wrong with the fridge?

>>7
Tsk.

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>>17
Nigger.

>>18
Assfucker.  Tsk.

>>19
Nigger.

>>20
Nigger.