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ATTN: people who have no confidence

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 21:53

You’ll never get laid

Name: Sar~Fat 2006-08-28 21:57

I am one fat dude who loves the cock, and my man-boobs are so huge you could squeeze them and milk would squirt out. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 22:03

I've been reading stuff on sosuave.com

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 22:07

only hope is to play the aloof distant guy that doesn't give a shit

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 22:08

SoSuave.com - The Don Juan Center - Learn the Secrets of Meeting, Dating, and Attracting Women!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 22:09

just sit there and don do anything.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 22:42

>>4
lol me too. also, i have no friends.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 22:46

this girl that was criminally cute came into my workplace today, and when i happened to make eye contact with her, she smiled at me.  i didn't need to look at /s/ to fap tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 22:49

Like hell I won't!  All it'll take is one sleeping girl, and then...MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 23:36

>>1 You’ll never get laid
Well, that doesn't help my confidence very much :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 23:54

"Laid" is for the screw-then-leave guys.  The other guys want a sweetie to cuddle and hold hands with.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 2:00

I am one of those guys, I have no ambitions. Sex would be nice, but I don't like the idea of relationships. I suck at conversing with others.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 6:16

My last girlfriend I managed to seduce over the Internet. Whenever we met in real life I fucking blew it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 7:46

>>11
its harder to get one of them

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 7:52

i have plenty of confidence but have no interest in otherp eople

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 7:54

halp i have somehow been conditionned to be scared of emotional social engagements

what do i do?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 8:02 (sage)

>>13
lol internet girlfriends.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 9:18

more like internet traps amirtie

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 16:48

>>8
lol, many girls smile at guys. As long as you aren't grinning at them, eyeing them in a perverted way, or drooling, or wait, one more--talking about anime/computers at the time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 17:11

>>11 "The other guys want a sweetie to cuddle and hold hands with."

That's just something you've been conditioned to accept since getting laid regularly isn't in your scope otherwise.
Most guys will deny this, but doesn't change the fact that it's true.

I've seen an awkward guy who was always sweet and in relationships with average girls change once he lost weight, got more handsome and gained confidence.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 17:30

>>20
Yeah, all dudes, down to the whiniest nerd, are like this.  They all want to stick their dick into anything they can before they die.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 17:40

Try a banana peel.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 18:54

>>21
They (we) all want to, we just don't get the chance so we settle for whatever we can get. Because we know we can only have one or the other :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 19:50

>>19
Dont tell him that
Its funny when guys make an idiot out of themselves just because a girl smiled or glanced at them :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 20:12

>>1

I have no confidence. But guess what?
I get laid on regular basis and I´m not in a relationship, so fuck your theory.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-30 0:17

>>20
Oh bullshit.  Any asshole can rent a prostitute if he wanted to.  Not everyone is obsessed with getting a screw as you might be.  Some people want love in their life.  Not everyone is like you, where you are ME ME ME and everyone else go to hell kind of attitude you got.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-30 0:21

>>21
Not true buddy.  There are different sorts of people in this world.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-30 0:42

>>26
To be honest, the thing I want most from a girlfriend is affection.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-30 1:52

I like to snuggle 8(

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-30 1:56

>>29
Snuggle me, you sexy Anonymous.  Let's snuggle right here and now!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-30 2:06

>>30
No, you're a dude.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-30 2:08

>>31
I love it when you talk logically.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-30 2:10

"snuggling" and cutsy shit like that isn't what I meant anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-30 2:10

>>33
you are probably impotent, or the doctors accidently cut off your balls or something like that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-03 17:56

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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 6:25

Is this thread directed at RedCream?????

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 7:06

This is how RedCream and moot fuck women:
http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1304960319987.gif

lol they have no idea what to do!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 7:21

ATTN: statistical studies who have no confidence
You will never get credibility.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 11:28

>>23
nope
not even in the face of a lifetime of virginity
never compromise

Name: RedCream 2011-05-10 12:13

>>36
No.  Why would you think that?

Name: VIPPER 2011-05-10 14:08

>>37
Loled at this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 15:02

I am a fartist of /prog/. I have the confidence of 1000 /prog/lodytes. I will never ,,get laid'', however, because I refuse to date a girl who can't write a O(n log n) fibonacci butt sorting algorithm implementation in ANSI Turd in less than 0x3c minutes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 15:31

i bet >>38-42 are all the same person

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-10 16:04

smoke weed everyday

Name: RedCream 2011-05-10 19:23

>>43
You have lost that bet.  What did you bet?  The virginity of your anus?  When may I collect?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 3:47

>>42
/prog/ called, they want their village fartist back

Name: VIPPER 2011-05-11 4:28

>>46
No thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 4:34

>>47
Go fuck an autistic nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 4:38

>>48
WHAT!  oh my fucking god christ

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 8:19

>>49
lol

Name: RedCream 2011-05-11 8:23

>>46
/prog/ called?  I hope you did not get a stack overrun from it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 8:48

>>46
Nope.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 14:32

CALL MY ANUS

Name: Sgt.Kabu↭瓋kimanឈ➄ 2012-05-28 18:37

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 0:45

>>54
Nigger.

Name: Sgt.KabuѾkiman脶 2012-05-29 14:55

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Name: Sgt.Kabu縏萝kiman債ᗛ 2012-05-29 15:42

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Name: Sgt.Kabuꗬ릣kimanȑ퓹 2012-05-29 16:14

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Name: Sgt.Kabuꊄkimanã 2012-05-29 20:37

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 13:36

>>59
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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 15:53

>>60
Nigger.
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