this girl that was criminally cute came into my workplace today, and when i happened to make eye contact with her, she smiled at me. i didn't need to look at /s/ to fap tonight.
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Anonymous2006-08-28 22:49
Like hell I won't! All it'll take is one sleeping girl, and then...MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Anonymous2006-08-28 23:36
>>1 You’ll never get laid
Well, that doesn't help my confidence very much :(
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Anonymous2006-08-28 23:54
"Laid" is for the screw-then-leave guys. The other guys want a sweetie to cuddle and hold hands with.
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Anonymous2006-08-29 2:00
I am one of those guys, I have no ambitions. Sex would be nice, but I don't like the idea of relationships. I suck at conversing with others.
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Anonymous2006-08-29 6:16
My last girlfriend I managed to seduce over the Internet. Whenever we met in real life I fucking blew it.
>>8
lol, many girls smile at guys. As long as you aren't grinning at them, eyeing them in a perverted way, or drooling, or wait, one more--talking about anime/computers at the time.
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Anonymous2006-08-29 17:11
>>11 "The other guys want a sweetie to cuddle and hold hands with."
That's just something you've been conditioned to accept since getting laid regularly isn't in your scope otherwise.
Most guys will deny this, but doesn't change the fact that it's true.
I've seen an awkward guy who was always sweet and in relationships with average girls change once he lost weight, got more handsome and gained confidence.
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Anonymous2006-08-29 17:30
>>20
Yeah, all dudes, down to the whiniest nerd, are like this. They all want to stick their dick into anything they can before they die.
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Anonymous2006-08-29 17:40
Try a banana peel.
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Anonymous2006-08-29 18:54
>>21
They (we) all want to, we just don't get the chance so we settle for whatever we can get. Because we know we can only have one or the other :(
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Anonymous2006-08-29 19:50
>>19
Dont tell him that
Its funny when guys make an idiot out of themselves just because a girl smiled or glanced at them :(
I have no confidence. But guess what?
I get laid on regular basis and I´m not in a relationship, so fuck your theory.
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Anonymous2006-08-30 0:17
>>20
Oh bullshit. Any asshole can rent a prostitute if he wanted to. Not everyone is obsessed with getting a screw as you might be. Some people want love in their life. Not everyone is like you, where you are ME ME ME and everyone else go to hell kind of attitude you got.
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Anonymous2006-08-30 0:21
>>21
Not true buddy. There are different sorts of people in this world.
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Anonymous2006-08-30 0:42
>>26
To be honest, the thing I want most from a girlfriend is affection.
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Anonymous2006-08-30 1:52
I like to snuggle 8(
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Anonymous2006-08-30 1:56
>>29
Snuggle me, you sexy Anonymous. Let's snuggle right here and now!