Post your Mental Disorders!

ITT we post our mental disorders. 

I have an inferiority complex.  I cannot stand being slighted in the least.  For example, one time, when someone flipped me off in traffic, I rode his bumper for 30 minutes with my brights on (he flipped me off at dusk, which is why I could see it) before finally getting bored and going home.

I also hate people who are smarter than me, ESPECIALLY if they're younger. 

My parents used to call me stupid whenever I screwed up, so that's the origin of that.

What about you, /lounge/?

>>38
Which senior year?  College or highschool?

>>38
lol, what if one of them is a better fighter than you?  Stronger, faster, an all around superior physical specimen; will your head explode?

>>40
you're on an anonymous message board. liar.

>>42
sometimes intellect can make or break a fight...  while there's no substitute for experience, with two inexperienced nearly evenly matched fighters in an all out no rules match, the smarter one will win.  The smarter one, if trained, would also be better able to master the techniques neccesary to win.

>>38

hahaha, you would hate me soo much.
4.0 GPA
And I'm one of those people who never listens in class and is always goofing off with my genius friends (although I am friends with countless 'normals' as well). I only do homeworks and projects the morning they are do. Sometimes I'll start a project a few days after it was due, just to see if I can convince the teacher to make an exception for me. I have never failed at this. I am also artistic and play instruments with a fair amount of skill, although I also never practice at these. I hate learning foreign language and only know Spanish, but that's my single weakness. I'll trick college professors into signing me up for their high level courses that have tons of pre-requisites that I have not taken. I have never gotten below an 'A' in these courses.
I once got a 109.5% out of a possible 110% in a high level logic course where the class average was just over 60%. I never did homework/studied at ALL more than an hour before the tests. Most of the time I just figured out what I was supposed to do during the test. The one problem I got wrong all semester was because I was going to quickly and picked an answer that, while being correct, wasn't the 'best' answer :/.
And the one or two things I actually try at in life I am amazing at. I have multiple gold medals for martial arts tournaments and soccer tournaments, and was rated first in my city and 4th in my state for chess (in my age bracket of course) before I stopped practicing that.
Also, I am never sad or angry, even when bad things happen. My parents pay for everything, so I get to spend my time working towards my lawyer degree instead of working, so I'll be rich myself. I am told by countless people that I will make an astounding lawyer, and I love the work itself. People I have never met will know me by sight because of my several succesful movies I have made that have spread themselves across the city. I have also saved the lives of 2 people, and spent hundreds of hours doing community service in third world countries, although I haven't done that for a couple years, sadly.

>>45
Whatever made you post that story, that is your mental disorder.

The smarter one, if trained, would also be better able to master the techniques neccesary to win.
Not if the other guy crushes him with a truck.

>>46
my mental disorder is awesomeness? ok.
Besides, I never said I didn't have a mental disorder, I think most people probably have some thing or another. Just that I'm better than >>38

i get hard when i see children playing at the park

>>48
SOUND THE KLAXXONS!  WE HAVE AN INTERNET MR. TERRIFIC HERE!

>>42

Yes, I'm actually counting on that. Perhaps I can take out as many of them as possible.

>>45

And what are you doing on 4chan?

Shut up a minute I'm thinking

>>28

Pretty much same here

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ADHD, APD.

I can never get serious about anything.. even though I've got people behind me. Supporting me ever so persistently and probably hiding their hate against me because I never dare change.
During school I often force myself to act out lots roles I've either studied and learned from other people or subjects.
See, I often get the impression that people judge me by my pretty "tough" appearance - scars and a pretty sturdy build although I'm shorter than most people - before they even get a chance to relalize how insecure and terrified I really feel as I confront them everyday.

This manifests itself in my bad grades with outlets of pent up frustration and lost self esteem as a result.

>>59
That's not APD.   If you were APD, you wouldn't even admit insecurities in the fake world...   you'd be incapable of telling the truth at all.  To a person with APD, everything is just something to manipulate to get what you want.  APD is another word for sociopath.

I think what you're talking about is social anxiety disorder, though I hate syndromes and shit that all the scientists like to tell people they have to sell drugs.

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