Post your Mental Disorders!

ITT we post our mental disorders. 

I have an inferiority complex.  I cannot stand being slighted in the least.  For example, one time, when someone flipped me off in traffic, I rode his bumper for 30 minutes with my brights on (he flipped me off at dusk, which is why I could see it) before finally getting bored and going home.

I also hate people who are smarter than me, ESPECIALLY if they're younger. 

My parents used to call me stupid whenever I screwed up, so that's the origin of that.

What about you, /lounge/?

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I hear that, I've felt that way for a while.

I have an inferiority complex. I can't stand people who are "smarter" than me. I hate them. When they get together it's like a cock measuring competition for their IQs. There was one guy who had a card game called Set that is supposed to increase your IQ. He played it constantly and bragged about his MIT classes and above average IQ. I wanted to choke him and everyone that was playing it out. I hate people who are in "honors" clases with straight A's I legitamitly want to kill them. I have a theory that they are just roleplaying what they think intelligent people act like and everyone is playing along. It doesn't help that these same people are also inordinately rich. I loathe people who know multiple languages, people who can play multiple instruments, people who are artistic. They all infuriate me. It reminds me of my failures and lost chances and my wasted potential. On the 6th of September I go back for senior year and I have one more chance to not be a failure.

If it doesn't work out I promise I am going to completely deck atleast one of those elitist pretentious assholes and beat their head until their precious IQ drops to 20.