Post your Mental Disorders!

ITT we post our mental disorders. 

I have an inferiority complex.  I cannot stand being slighted in the least.  For example, one time, when someone flipped me off in traffic, I rode his bumper for 30 minutes with my brights on (he flipped me off at dusk, which is why I could see it) before finally getting bored and going home.

I also hate people who are smarter than me, ESPECIALLY if they're younger. 

My parents used to call me stupid whenever I screwed up, so that's the origin of that.

What about you, /lounge/?

I'm a hermit.  I have trouble getting up the drive to leave my room, let alone do anything social, or have a girlfriend etc..  When I was like, twelve, I always imagined that by now, I'd be out doing shit.  Like the transition into being a full fledged adult who does shit like go out and be interested in school dances etc...  is a sudden magical shift.  I also imagined I'd be touring the USA with a hippie band or something, like what I thought normal kids in their twenties did.

I get weird ideas sometimes, and suddenly believe in them.  Like, for example, I work a register, and every once in a while I'll get a customer who looks itallian and pissed off.  I'll start, for example, believing he is a member of the mafia, and that if I don't get his order exactly right with no screw ups whatsoever, he'll take me out back and chainsaw my limbs off...

An example of me getting mad when someone is smarter than myself, Loli-chan (the one recently busted by the GNAA) is smarter than I was at her age, and even though I liked how smart she is and how cute she acted (especially when spouting off /b/ memes...  KAWAIII!!!), it made me feel worthless for some reason.

Make it dark. Make it hurt.  You're Anonymous, after all!  The only ones who can make you feel bad are Anonymous!  And the namefags, but they're namefags.  No one gives a shit about them.