Post your Mental Disorders!

ITT we post our mental disorders. 

I have an inferiority complex.  I cannot stand being slighted in the least.  For example, one time, when someone flipped me off in traffic, I rode his bumper for 30 minutes with my brights on (he flipped me off at dusk, which is why I could see it) before finally getting bored and going home.

I also hate people who are smarter than me, ESPECIALLY if they're younger. 

My parents used to call me stupid whenever I screwed up, so that's the origin of that.

What about you, /lounge/?

I used to be the star of the highschool wresting team...  until my girlfriend dumped me for the (male) leader of the pep squad.  I was useless after that... failed at everything I did.  I spent the rest of my life painting on black velvet.  I'm obsessed with matadors for some reason.

I don't have any.

Too many to list. I'm a real nutcase(although not diagnostised and never getting one either) and one sick pervert, but I'm a nice guy. I feel little to no jealousness and rarely get angry or emo over anything.

>>4
Then how are you a nutcase?

>>2
lol, edgarget

brief psychotic disorder, ODD, OCD, and insomnia

I have multiple personalities

I have multiple personalities too!

>>5
Because he likes funnay pictures and masturbates alot

Mild autism, schizophrenia.

I like to pretend I'm a woman on the internet.

I'm attracted to other men...

I'm attracted to women...

yet I'm male

>>5
Personality disorders and lots of psychosexual disorders including pedophilia, transvestism, zoophilia etc.

>>14
That's normal, you dipshit

>>16
Really?  What if I said that I like to bash myself on the heat with a baseball bat and stick goldfish up my ass while listening to Kiss.

I have a few social issues.  One is that I have a hard time letting people know what I like.  That probably sounds kind of weird, so I'll clarify.  For some reason, I'm very uncomfortable about sharing with others (in most cases my friends) my personal tastes in music, movies, females, etc.  If someone asks if I like something, I usually just go "eh.." or "I guess it's *okay*."  It's like I can't admit to really being "into" something because doing so will, in a way, allow people to catagorize me and label me.  And I guess that really bothers me for some reason, although I have no idea why.

Also, I have extreme and completely illogical difficulty when trying to approach girls romantically.  I'm not self-conscious at all, however.  In fact, most people tell me I'm very good looking and to a certain extent I agree with them.  For some reason I just can't get myself to let a girl know I'm interested in her.  There have even been several times when I've known, without a doubt, that a girl is interested in me, but when I speak to her I still find myself completely unable to express any interest of my own.  I guess it sort of ties into the first problem I spoke of.  I just can't stand letting people know what I *like*, and when it comes to females, this is probably the strongest example of that.

Lastly, I'm a pedophile.  Strangely enough, this is probably the one "disorder" that has affected me the least throughout my life.  In fact, I'd go so far as to say that it hasn't affected me at all, period (unless you take into consideration my wanking material).  I'm still attracted to girls my own age, so this doesn't really have an effect on the girl trouble I described above.

>>17
Silly you, now I know you're making things up. You use hamsters, not goldfish.

>>18
I totally feel your pain, Anonymous.  I'm the same way.

Except on the pedophile thing.  You sick fuck.

>>18
I had problems of approaching women too. They're just scary and I didn't have courage to try young girls(legal age ofcourse), so I became gay and I'm happy now. I even have partner.

>>16

No it's not. You should like your own gender. They're the same fucking gender as you. Don't act like your like something else just to be different.

>>18
Wow.  Must be a common 4chan thing. 

Signed.

Plus all the anger issues I described in >>1 (OP here). 

>>18
Interesting. When you get comfortable with friends you stop caring what they think of you. Most decent friends won't actually careabout shit, even if they joke about it. And for anyone who does, they ain't no friend of mine!

For the second one, either practice something to say or just joke about it. That makes it a lot easier for me. Don't consider it a challenge that you must complete correctly, have fun with it. You gotta lose a few dozen times before you get it right so ride that feeling of having tried it. And when, not if you get shot down, tell yourself "Feeling like crap is for sissies. It hurts, but I'm a man, I don't need to give a shit about pain. On to bigger and better things." If you don't really know someone and you kill their interest in you, I'm being serious, there's no harm done.

I must be the complete opposite of you. I love telling people what's awesome and what's not, and why. You don't need to talk about your own personal likes and dislikes though, (not many people like to hear them) just talk about things that ARE awesome. Like myself.

My mental disorder: world domination/superiority complex.

I'm a hermit.  I have trouble getting up the drive to leave my room, let alone do anything social, or have a girlfriend etc..  When I was like, twelve, I always imagined that by now, I'd be out doing shit.  Like the transition into being a full fledged adult who does shit like go out and be interested in school dances etc...  is a sudden magical shift.  I also imagined I'd be touring the USA with a hippie band or something, like what I thought normal kids in their twenties did.

I get weird ideas sometimes, and suddenly believe in them.  Like, for example, I work a register, and every once in a while I'll get a customer who looks itallian and pissed off.  I'll start, for example, believing he is a member of the mafia, and that if I don't get his order exactly right with no screw ups whatsoever, he'll take me out back and chainsaw my limbs off...

An example of me getting mad when someone is smarter than myself, Loli-chan (the one recently busted by the GNAA) is smarter than I was at her age, and even though I liked how smart she is and how cute she acted (especially when spouting off /b/ memes...  KAWAIII!!!), it made me feel worthless for some reason.

Make it dark. Make it hurt.  You're Anonymous, after all!  The only ones who can make you feel bad are Anonymous!  And the namefags, but they're namefags.  No one gives a shit about them.

I am the prince of Bel-Aire.  No lie.

I'm a loon!

I have deep seated desire for acceptance, yet it is impossible for me to feel accepted by anyone. Rooted in the fact that my parents and family have never shown any affection and have never encouraged me in anything, I always thought that maybe I could do something to make them like me, boy was i wrong.

I also have a deathly fear of rejection, or in other words, avoidant personality disorder. I don't do anything that involves me taking risks because there is a chance that i may make a fool of myself. In public i say little and do as little as possible so that there is less chance of me doing something stupid. Of course, this doesn't help in meeting people and keeping friends.

I feel pretty content with who i am on the inside, the me that i know, but it seems i can't convey this person to others through my actions and words and many people interpret me in the wrong way. I feel so trapped in my own mind sometimes, i can't gather the right words to say what i think or feel.

I get sexual pleasure from torturing things. I tried to kill my pet hampster once. Does that make me a nutcase?

i fantasize about becoming little girl, and then one by one murdering everyone i know ..do i have a mental dirsorder?

>>30
Nope...  that's completely normal.  I feel the same way myself.

I'm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done if I'm not under pressure then I sleep too long, and I hang around like a bum, feel like I'm getting nowhere and that makes me nervous.

Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright.  Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright.  Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright.  Everybody's thinkin' about me!

It's the little things that getcha...  when you're not paying attention.

GUESS WHAT EVERYONE
ADD, OCD AND ODD ARE MADE-UP PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS !!!

>>33
OCD isn't, it has a pathological nature.  ADD, eh, maybe.  Maybe rather than being called a "disorder", ADD simply describes natural variation among human personalities.  No idea what ODD is.

>>30

Play Fear much?

>>35
Oh fucking yeah dude!  That game was awesome!  F.E.A.R. turns chainsaws into mountain goats!

I'm narcissistic,
almost to the point where I don't care about having relationships with women.  I definetly love to fuck them, but I easily grow tired of most of them.

Also, I'm completely understressed.  Even in circumstances where it's healthy and beneficial to feel stressed I am usually pretty lax.  Not really a problem though, because I always get everything done that needs to be done.

>>25
I hear that, I've felt that way for a while.

I have an inferiority complex. I can't stand people who are "smarter" than me. I hate them. When they get together it's like a cock measuring competition for their IQs. There was one guy who had a card game called Set that is supposed to increase your IQ. He played it constantly and bragged about his MIT classes and above average IQ. I wanted to choke him and everyone that was playing it out. I hate people who are in "honors" clases with straight A's I legitamitly want to kill them. I have a theory that they are just roleplaying what they think intelligent people act like and everyone is playing along. It doesn't help that these same people are also inordinately rich. I loathe people who know multiple languages, people who can play multiple instruments, people who are artistic. They all infuriate me. It reminds me of my failures and lost chances and my wasted potential. On the 6th of September I go back for senior year and I have one more chance to not be a failure.

If it doesn't work out I promise I am going to completely deck atleast one of those elitist pretentious assholes and beat their head until their precious IQ drops to 20.

>>37
You rule. As long as you avoid women that is.

I have histrionic disorder. i am an attention whore.