Post your Mental Disorders!

ITT we post our mental disorders. 

I have an inferiority complex.  I cannot stand being slighted in the least.  For example, one time, when someone flipped me off in traffic, I rode his bumper for 30 minutes with my brights on (he flipped me off at dusk, which is why I could see it) before finally getting bored and going home.

I also hate people who are smarter than me, ESPECIALLY if they're younger. 

My parents used to call me stupid whenever I screwed up, so that's the origin of that.

What about you, /lounge/?

I'm narcissistic,
almost to the point where I don't care about having relationships with women.  I definetly love to fuck them, but I easily grow tired of most of them.

Also, I'm completely understressed.  Even in circumstances where it's healthy and beneficial to feel stressed I am usually pretty lax.  Not really a problem though, because I always get everything done that needs to be done.