WTF is wrong with my dick?

So, the one Dutch girl who I met in Spain visited me Friday till now, Sunday. We had a good time together, making out, talking, arguing about music and whatnot. But seriously is one thing which makes me anxious: what the hell is up with my dick?

The, she looks nice, maybe a bit too thin, but still pretty attractive. I didn't wank for 3 days before she came, and then on Friday she tried to give me a blowjob and I just couldn't get it up to the fullest. Maybe because I was goddamn tired and the fact that she poured banana-cherry juice on it because it was salty didn't help the errection either, but oh well. Well, Saturday she was to wasted to do anything, so on Sunday I talk her into trying it real, because, as already described in an older topic, she was a virgin and it hurt her, but she still agreed.

And then my dick doesn't want to go up. I was furiously wanking it and kissing her and whatnot, but it really just didn't wanted to go and stay up. It just went up, not fully, then directly went down. And, as you may know, it's near impossible to go into a pussy with a limp dick.

Now, this all sounds like a not so uncommon phenomenom. Stress, tiredness, nervousness etc. can lead to it, but there were probably none of those factors. And, you see, this is the third time that this shit happens and I start to doubt myself a bit. The first 2 times were with hookers which my friends rented for me, and now again.

Why the hell can I get horny at will while watching porn or just out of boredom, but not when I have "the goods" right in front of me? What the hell? Am I gay or something? :(

yup

Send the chick to me.

Yes you are gay. Pay close attention to whats really making you horny in those porns. Is it the chick? Or the penis? You just might be a cockfiend!

>>4

but then wouldnt he get turned on by his own cawck?

It's hard to get turned on by your own private parts.

>>4
Seeing as there is a fair amount of lesbian porn in my collection, I wouldn't think it's the cock

>>1
have you ever successfully had intercourse? i would guess nervousness. oh, and how old are you? maybe youve passed your sexual peak.

You should've been all "fuck it" and given her oral to distract her from your impotence.

>>8
Till this day, no. The failed hookers were when I was 15 and 16, and now I'm 18. I dunno, it's easy to blame it on nervousness, but I wasn't even nervous, she stayed at my place 3 days, enough time to get comfortable, I'd think
>>9
Well, she is also more or less a problem child in this aspect. Also a virgin because she never even tried to pleasure herself because of some complexes and because of pain.(her grandfather abused her when she was 11)

gj abusing a vulnerable girl ;) any 4chaners dream

LOL this just proves that 4channers will never be able to lose their virginity.

>>11
Yes, abusing. Don't mind that we both wanted it, her coming over herself etc., yeah, just abusing her lol, amiright?

>>13
no need to justify it for us we are just as sick as you ;)

;_; I'll never get an answer to my problem, it seems. Doomed to always be just at the finish line and not break through it

>>15
It's called impotence, you've passed your sexual prime.  Enjoy your days of limpness and incontinence.  Or better, kill yourself and respawn.

if you've done it even a TINY with hookers (got it in at all, felt woman juices, etc), try **seeing a motherfucking doctor.**  As "prostitute" is not exactly a protected job in the US, there are no standards for how clean they have to be.

Got an STD?  Could very well be.

What else what else...

It could easily be that you're nervous because you're trained to think you've gotta be superlovar in bed or whatever.  Too much porn can have an adverse effect on actual sex (This is something I've read, not experienced, but you might wanna cut back anyway).  Also relax in bed dude.  Just relax.  Hard as hell but unless you go into it saying:  "I'm going to have an awesome time, awwwwwww-right" and instead saying: "OH MAN A FUCK OH MAN A FUCK OH MAN A FUCK" well... you're fucked.

Try going at it slow the first couple times and stop pressuring yourself to *get* fucked, anyway.  Why on earth would you want your first time to be a hooker?  Cheezus.  That's kind of sad.  Sex, oddly enough, can actually be a very beautiful and moving experience.  Or hot.  Hopefully both.  But neither of these things are you actually going to get with a hooker.

Henyways so verdict:
see doctor.  for stds and to get his verdict
also, re-fucking-lax during sex. you might not know you're anxious but you proly are.

actually, if you are looking at porn more than anything that's the problem, it can lead to problems.

there's a method that's sort of hard/weird that you have to have an understanding partner to help you go through with,

>>17
Thanks, you have somewhat restored my hope to my dick. Maybe I really watched a bit too much porn and expected to do a Peter North-esque fucking. But it's really strange, I didn't even feel any sensation in the dick while trying to get it up. 30 MINUTES!

Oh well, next time I'll try to calm down, I guess.

While we are on this subject, have any good ideas on how to relax?

I might be in the same boat as you. At least partially. Yesterday I couldn't get enough pr0n, I fapped 5 times throughout the day without any real trouble. (unusual for me, usually it's just once every few days) but when I was with a girl one time I couldn't stay hard. Sure I was a bit nervous, but not even fapping/BJ could get me off.

It was pretty freakin weird, and I'm gonna head to the doctor to ask him, but I'm still curious what other guys think since it apparently does happen sometimes. I know even porn guys can have it happen, but what's the cause?

It could just be performance anxiety or what I like to call "stage fright".  You're just putting too much pressure on yourself.  I know you've said that it's not nerviousness or anything like that, but you probably scared the hell out of yourself after the first or second time it didn't work.  Just chillax and don't focus on getting a hard on.  And try drinking a little liquor before hand, but not too much! (don't wanna get whiskey dick, now do ya?)

>>21
OP here. To be honest, yeah, I kinda did have "stage fright", but I thought that by the time she would be laying there it would be gone. I guess the 2 times where my friends got me a hooker for my birthday scared me...well, at least I know it's not necessarily the girls, because as we were driving in the bus and she was drunk she started massaging it, and boy was that a stick.

>>22
Yeah, you probably just need to get more comfortable with her.

THIS IS A GOOD TROLL.

FUCKING VIRGINS.

>>19
Hmmm... *thinks*

I will say that when m' boyf and I tried the first time, we failed miserably coz we were both too nervous.  So we waited a while, discussed it some more, tried a few fun little rounds without sex, then went at it when we were both 100% ready.

I think it helps your first time if you're with someone you really trust.  After that, hopefully you'll have enough confidence that you can have anything from more sex with someone you love or random one night stands if thats what you go for, but definitely, take the first time seriously and foreplay foreplay foreplay.

theres a hooker trick (no joke, my sex ed teacher told this to the class) when the guy fails to become erect, the hooker would stick a finger slightly in the males anus and apply pressure somewhere which triggers the penis to harden.

anyone got any more information on this?

>>26
Watched "American Pie" too much? I don't think the OP would like to stick a finger up his ass...most guys wouldn't want to

Your sex ed teacher should be arrested, the fucking pervert

age

The prostate! AGGGHHHH!!! STOP THE GAYNESS!!

lol. prostate has nothing to do with gay. it's like a clit for a guy ^_^

>>30
>>31
WTF, um, what?

that will teach you.

>>32
They meant that sticking a finger up your ass is not at all necessary for getting off or staying hard. Like the clitoris, it's not essentual to sex, but it feels good and can get you off as well. Call it two different methods of getting off. Girls have like 3 or 4.

A blowjob is good for getting it up, but it dosn't last if your body refuses. No matter what's in front of you, you may not be able to get it up for various reasons, psychological or physical.

It's because everytime you come you lose some of your testoserone. The less test you have in your body, the worse your sex drive is.

relax, just let it happen. it might be because its hookers. idk. but yea, dnt force it up.

>>They meant that sticking a finger up your ass is not at all necessary for getting off or staying hard.

UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY.

Ok, now I am feeling perfectly at peace again and will be calm the next time the opportunity comes. Thanks 4chan, you rarely help, but when you help you really do.

Obligatory SHIT SUX FAG and Thread's closed.

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>>39
Nigger.