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WTF is wrong with my dick?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 16:01

So, the one Dutch girl who I met in Spain visited me Friday till now, Sunday. We had a good time together, making out, talking, arguing about music and whatnot. But seriously is one thing which makes me anxious: what the hell is up with my dick?

The, she looks nice, maybe a bit too thin, but still pretty attractive. I didn't wank for 3 days before she came, and then on Friday she tried to give me a blowjob and I just couldn't get it up to the fullest. Maybe because I was goddamn tired and the fact that she poured banana-cherry juice on it because it was salty didn't help the errection either, but oh well. Well, Saturday she was to wasted to do anything, so on Sunday I talk her into trying it real, because, as already described in an older topic, she was a virgin and it hurt her, but she still agreed.

And then my dick doesn't want to go up. I was furiously wanking it and kissing her and whatnot, but it really just didn't wanted to go and stay up. It just went up, not fully, then directly went down. And, as you may know, it's near impossible to go into a pussy with a limp dick.

Now, this all sounds like a not so uncommon phenomenom. Stress, tiredness, nervousness etc. can lead to it, but there were probably none of those factors. And, you see, this is the third time that this shit happens and I start to doubt myself a bit. The first 2 times were with hookers which my friends rented for me, and now again.

Why the hell can I get horny at will while watching porn or just out of boredom, but not when I have "the goods" right in front of me? What the hell? Am I gay or something? :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 12:02

if you've done it even a TINY with hookers (got it in at all, felt woman juices, etc), try **seeing a motherfucking doctor.**  As "prostitute" is not exactly a protected job in the US, there are no standards for how clean they have to be.

Got an STD?  Could very well be.

What else what else...

It could easily be that you're nervous because you're trained to think you've gotta be superlovar in bed or whatever.  Too much porn can have an adverse effect on actual sex (This is something I've read, not experienced, but you might wanna cut back anyway).  Also relax in bed dude.  Just relax.  Hard as hell but unless you go into it saying:  "I'm going to have an awesome time, awwwwwww-right" and instead saying: "OH MAN A FUCK OH MAN A FUCK OH MAN A FUCK" well... you're fucked.

Try going at it slow the first couple times and stop pressuring yourself to *get* fucked, anyway.  Why on earth would you want your first time to be a hooker?  Cheezus.  That's kind of sad.  Sex, oddly enough, can actually be a very beautiful and moving experience.  Or hot.  Hopefully both.  But neither of these things are you actually going to get with a hooker.

Henyways so verdict:
see doctor.  for stds and to get his verdict
also, re-fucking-lax during sex. you might not know you're anxious but you proly are.



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