Stripper gave me her number

I'm in the middle of divorcing my second wife (cheating whore tramp). Feeling a bit down I went to the strip club for lunch today.

I only started going recently to escape the torture of my dying marriage, and haven't really talked to any of the strippers until today. I was eating my $4.50 beer+burger+fries special when one of the strippers sat down next to me. Cute blonde; huge boobs; 24 years old but acts like she's 18; doesn't look like a stripper -- looks more like a theater major. Perfect.

We talked, I bought her a drink (a shot of 151). By the end she, gave me her #, drew a picture of her boobs, and said call her any time I want to come over her house. I had her when I showed her pictures of my cute cat on my cellphone..

I probably won't, but still, it's just what my ego needed right about now. Well, ok maybe just a blow job...

lol

sad...

wow, maybe she'll strip for you

Fuck, this is probably true.

GOodstuuff, I know the feeling a bit - when you get dumped or when something else happens that puts a dent to your self-esteem. Just a flirt on the buss can really cheer you up again ~

Won't give you any advice to what to do with the stripper's phone# but I guess you already know what's best ^^

(Oh and use a condom! Safe sex and all that you know.. Btw make sure you get the car and the cat! C&C!! (no, not that shitty pc-game that plays like a 12yr old chilean prostitute)

>>1
2g2bt

>>1
$4.50 for beer, a burger and fries? That's a good deal!

>>1
Give us her number!

>>8
 indeed >>1 tell us where it is and i will be there to get that deal
:D

>>1

TELL HER YOU WANT TO STICK IT IN HER POOPER

Next time give your next wife aids so that she wont cheat on you.

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>>13
Nigger.