Name: Anonymous 2006-08-19 2:56
I'm in the middle of divorcing my second wife (cheating whore tramp). Feeling a bit down I went to the strip club for lunch today.
I only started going recently to escape the torture of my dying marriage, and haven't really talked to any of the strippers until today. I was eating my $4.50 beer+burger+fries special when one of the strippers sat down next to me. Cute blonde; huge boobs; 24 years old but acts like she's 18; doesn't look like a stripper -- looks more like a theater major. Perfect.
We talked, I bought her a drink (a shot of 151). By the end she, gave me her #, drew a picture of her boobs, and said call her any time I want to come over her house. I had her when I showed her pictures of my cute cat on my cellphone..
I probably won't, but still, it's just what my ego needed right about now. Well, ok maybe just a blow job...
I only started going recently to escape the torture of my dying marriage, and haven't really talked to any of the strippers until today. I was eating my $4.50 beer+burger+fries special when one of the strippers sat down next to me. Cute blonde; huge boobs; 24 years old but acts like she's 18; doesn't look like a stripper -- looks more like a theater major. Perfect.
We talked, I bought her a drink (a shot of 151). By the end she, gave me her #, drew a picture of her boobs, and said call her any time I want to come over her house. I had her when I showed her pictures of my cute cat on my cellphone..
I probably won't, but still, it's just what my ego needed right about now. Well, ok maybe just a blow job...