/lounge/ - Rent-a-boy wannabe

Name: OP 2006-08-01 1:25

This is basically the /b of the text boards, right?

Well, anyways, earlier today, there was a thread on /b about being a rent-a-boy/call-boy/etc.. I think I might wanna get into somethign like that; everyone says that I'm rather cute, and I've been mistaken for a girl more times than I can recall. I have one problem though. I got stuck in the piss-filled portion of the gene pool, and was blessed with prodigious amounts of body hair.

All that said, I come to you seeking a way, better than shaving and less painful than waxing, to get rid of it all. I've heard that a bathtub of diluted Nair works quite well, but the guy who said this didnt exactly seem teh trustworthy type.

Thanks in advance for any help.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 1:31

wax + electric trimmer ftw

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 5:17

>>1

Rofl. Bathtub of Nair, that would be a sight. I can just imagine the masses of hair falling off as you get up.

Name: Elegant fortyish la-PRANKED 2006-08-01 7:13

you 4channers are so dumb. i can't believe some of you even entertained the notion that an elegant fortyish lady might possibly post here in search of a call-boy. *sniggers*

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 8:53

>>4
LURK MOAAARR.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 9:03

Entertaining notions is what 4chan is all about!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 11:55

>>1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depilation
sounds like Nair would be your best bet, but i'd forget the bathtub idea and just use it normally. also, i hear Nair stinks to high heaven, but there's some other similar product which doesn't, so look around for that instead.

Name: OP 2006-08-01 12:42

>>2
>>7
Thank you for the advice

>>4
I'm gay. I dont want some old whore feeling up on me.

>>6
Agreed in full

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 12:52

So Nair really works? How exactly does it work anyways?

Name: Sgt.Kabuﭐkiman駀㏄ 2012-05-27 13:05

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-27 16:37

>>10
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 1:36

>>11
Nigger.

Rent-a-boy wannabe

1 Name: OP 2006-08-01 1:25

2 Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 1:31

3 Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 5:17

4 Name: Elegant fortyish la-PRANKED 2006-08-01 7:13

5 Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 8:53

6 Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 9:03

7 Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 11:55

8 Name: OP 2006-08-01 12:42

9 Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 12:52

10 Name: Sgt.Kabuﭐkiman駀㏄ 2012-05-27 13:05

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-27 16:37

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 1:36