Rent-a-boy wannabe

This is basically the /b of the text boards, right?

Well, anyways, earlier today, there was a thread on /b about being a rent-a-boy/call-boy/etc.. I think I might wanna get into somethign like that; everyone says that I'm rather cute, and I've been mistaken for a girl more times than I can recall. I have one problem though. I got stuck in the piss-filled portion of the gene pool, and was blessed with prodigious amounts of body hair.

All that said, I come to you seeking a way, better than shaving and less painful than waxing, to get rid of it all. I've heard that a bathtub of diluted Nair works quite well, but the guy who said this didnt exactly seem teh trustworthy type.

Thanks in advance for any help.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depilation
sounds like Nair would be your best bet, but i'd forget the bathtub idea and just use it normally. also, i hear Nair stinks to high heaven, but there's some other similar product which doesn't, so look around for that instead.