idle and loving it!

so many people are of the mindset that not working is abominable and bad. i on the other hand, strive to do as little as possible, to be as unproductive as possible. i secretly enjoy leading a decadent life of idleness, having the option of flopping onto my back at any given time for some navel gazing or philosophizing. i also do not intend on working, ever, and you can all be jealous of me now, those of you who have no option but to be lackeys for Da Man.
you may gnash your teeth and hate me, but that is understandable.

I agree. But, how do we get paid to do this? This is what I'm working on now...earning money, whilst not doing "sweet feck all".

It truly is the life.

>>2
cash handouts, love.

Well, I'm  laid off right now for half a year, I got money comin in but thats not forever. oh well, cest la ville, or whatever.

I agree with the idle thing. But how do you earn money without doin anything? :/

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>>1
Someone has to work and the more productive people are the more enjoyable their free time is. Capitalism makes this system fair by rewarding people in relation to how much they put into the economy. Capitalism is cruise control for cool.

    nderstandable.

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3 Name: un flâneur @ 2006-07-28 11:04

    >>2
    cash handouts, love.

4 Name: ja'Doobie @ 2006-07-28 11:07

    Well, I'm  laid off right now for half a year, I got money comin in but thats not forever. oh well, cest la ville, or whatever.

5 Name: Anonymous @ 2006-07-28 15:12

    I agree with the idle thing. But how do you earn money without doin anything? :/

6 Name: Anonymous @ 2006-07-28 15:13

    claim disability

7 Name: Anonymous @ 2006-07-28 15:23

    >>1
    Someone has to work and the more productive people are the more enjoyable their free time is. Capitalism makes this system fair by rewarding people in relation to how much they put into the economy. Capitalism is cruise control for cool.

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I've been not working for three months since graduating college and it got boring after the first two months. Now I'm looking for an apartment and a job just so I have something to do with my time.

Get a hobby. Browsing 4chan does not count.

>>10

No-one made you God.  Browsing 4chan is a perfectly good hobby.

>>11
Worthless nerd.

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Worthless nerd.

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>>16
Nigger.

>>17
Nigger.