idle and loving it!

so many people are of the mindset that not working is abominable and bad. i on the other hand, strive to do as little as possible, to be as unproductive as possible. i secretly enjoy leading a decadent life of idleness, having the option of flopping onto my back at any given time for some navel gazing or philosophizing. i also do not intend on working, ever, and you can all be jealous of me now, those of you who have no option but to be lackeys for Da Man.
you may gnash your teeth and hate me, but that is understandable.

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