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Holy shit! I just realized something...

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 0:59

One day... I’m actually going to... die :o

Can you believe that? Me?! Dead?!

Gone, finished, and ceasing to exist even!

It really puts my life into perspective. All these years wasted on the internet, playing video games, watching cartoons & not getting laid. WOW! I’ve really wasted what precious little time I have on this earth...

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 1:08

Shut the fuck up you stupid teenager.



Life is pointless, in general. Get used to it, emo.


Wanna know something fun? If you drink Anti-Freeez, you can make that One Day.. TODAY!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 1:53

lol fail, luckily I'm 16 and not a faggot wap. :-)

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 2:21

>>3
GTFO

4chan is 18+ only!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 2:28 (sage)

ahahhaa
kid thinks sex is worth anything let alone "reason for living"
refer to what >>4 said, also what >>2 said

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 2:29 (sage)

ahahhaa
kid thinks sex is worth anything let alone "reason for living"
refer to what >>4 said, also what >>2 said

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 2:31 (sage)

ahahhaa
kid thinks sex is worth anything let alone "reason for living"
refer to what >>4 said, also what >>2 said

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 2:41

LOSER WAP VIRGINS WITH NO LIFE AM CRY

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 3:21

What do waps do when they reach old age and realise that they have wasted their life?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 3:28

Commit Hari-kiri, since it's the wap thing to do.


halfway through though they'd realize they're an idiot pansy and try to get to the hosipital, and wind up slowly bleeding to death.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 3:54

>>10
Harakiri Seppuku no Jutsu?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 3:57

>>11 iirc harikiri and seppaku are basically the same, but harikiri isn't honourable.


like a wap.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 6:24

>>12
you fail wap knowledge

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 9:05 (sage)

lold at emo teens.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 12:42

A 4chan without Anonymous....  wow.

Name: SAGE 2006-07-18 13:26

ITT FAILURES AT LIFE

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 14:21

I can't die i'm the gingerbread man

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 14:54 (sage)

>>9
Nothing, never happens
What does is they kill tools like you who fail to realize that they're the ones wasting lives

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 14:56

i see it now.. i..

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 15:40

Hey, it could be worse. You'll live a full, healthy life. Me, I'm being stalked by that Candle Jack fel

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 21:45

>>13 I consider that a win at "not being a freaking wap" then.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 23:06

>>1
Enjoy your AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-19 13:14

>>18
lol, enjoy never having sex or friends, you fat, ugly, virgin!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-19 13:33

>>1
STFUP you emo fag, im gona explain life to you, BLAME the speed of how technology is developing its fucking you and everyone around the world dont forget GREED.. Now go out and enjoy your aids :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-20 9:53

Thank god I'm not a loser like you guys

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-20 10:49

>>25
i know right?? seriously

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-20 15:08

Waptastic!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-20 15:29

MOVE TO FINLAND!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-20 18:17

>>1
cos sex is like 100x more important than those other things amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-20 18:31

>>29
Virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-20 20:51

>>28

Good idea, I wonder what Finland is like?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-20 21:23

>>wasted on interwebz, playing gamez, watching 'toons, aneemayz & not getting laid, zomg lol

What else would you rather do with your life? Sex is about as useful as fapping. Sadly you always need more of it...

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-21 7:38

>>32
Yeah, like you would know.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-21 19:24

ur not guna die sillyyyyyyyyyyy

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-21 20:33

What?! Do you want to live to 1000 or something?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 2:07

I think sex is pretty fucking awesome, maybe even worth living for.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 2:27

>>36
Uh, not really. I went for it with some whore and it was pretty plain. Good in many ways, but not worth the time and money invested into her.

If women were free, heh... then hell yeah, sex would be worth living for.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 6:23

>>37

Rape is the answer

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 9:06

Read up on the technological singularity, brother. Make it to 2040 and you can live forever.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-17 12:41

If I was 16 again..

- I wouldn't download my first fansub (which got me into anime, seen 300+ series so far)

- I would try out the bong a girl in my class offered me when I was hanging out with her

- I would not buy a new gaming rigs in 1999, 2002, 2005. I would spend the money on travelling with friends and on a guitar (helps to get laid I heard). Also, fashionable jeans and jacket.

I hate everyone who is younger than 23. I fucking hate you. But this is a fucking internet board, I cant do anything and you can just write "hahaha, im still 19, still have the all possibilites " you will just troll me.

also, even if you stood in front of me, id be too much of a pussy to do anything to you.


i wasted the best years of my life. i regret so much. this is lounge. you will laugh. but i will stay sad. even more so because i'm probably the oldest in this thread. i'm sure there's one of you in this thread, reading it and thinking "shit..the OP is right..I'm 21 already..I wasted all my life..nooo". but the truth is..you still have everything in front of you..i dont. so i hate you too. you think you have wasted your life alredy, while you havent. i hate you.

ok i calmed down I want to have a girlfriend and be happy, that's all.
:(

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