Holy shit! I just realized something...

One day... I’m actually going to... die :o

Can you believe that? Me?! Dead?!

Gone, finished, and ceasing to exist even!

It really puts my life into perspective. All these years wasted on the internet, playing video games, watching cartoons & not getting laid. WOW! I’ve really wasted what precious little time I have on this earth...

>>wasted on interwebz, playing gamez, watching 'toons, aneemayz & not getting laid, zomg lol

What else would you rather do with your life? Sex is about as useful as fapping. Sadly you always need more of it...