Holy shit! I just realized something...

One day... I’m actually going to... die :o

Can you believe that? Me?! Dead?!

Gone, finished, and ceasing to exist even!

It really puts my life into perspective. All these years wasted on the internet, playing video games, watching cartoons & not getting laid. WOW! I’ve really wasted what precious little time I have on this earth...

Commit Hari-kiri, since it's the wap thing to do.


halfway through though they'd realize they're an idiot pansy and try to get to the hosipital, and wind up slowly bleeding to death.