if a girl told you to fuck her in the ass

how would you go about doing it?

I'd stick it in her pooper, duh.

No way. I'm not THAT desperate.

>>2
ok, thanks for sharing the obvious

now explain in intricate detail how you would go about doing that

A girl tells you to fuck her in the ass! You..

[ ]Push her to a bed and do it.
[ ]Fap to furry cosplay CP in /b/
[o]Kill yourself.

Bend her over and stick your thumb in her ass for testing.  Put your dick right on her pussy lips and pretend you're going to go in.  Then give her an ass pounding she'll never forget.

>>4 I'd tell her to wear a miniskirt without panties and bend over a school desk. THEN stick in her pooper.

>>5
no u

>>6
>>7
you motherfuckers dont get it
you need to explain in detail what exactly goes on at each stage of whatever you are doing

>>8 fail. that is the whole thing in detail

Der weiner enters der sphincter and makes der poopenpoppen.

I'd start out doing her the normal way while playing with her butt. Once she was used to having my finger in her bum I'd bend her over and bang her ass while massaging her cunt and breasts gently nibbling on her ea- Dang I got hard fast.

>>8
lol
go to sex ed class
and wait until your 18 before you come back to 4chan

Protips:

- Enemas allow incredible flexibility for anal sex, no mess, no fuss
  -> Makeshift enema if you're too pussy to buy them over the counter or even the intertron: balloon with a vaseline tip + a mugful of WARM water
  -> If you've a vagina for a face and can't stomach an enema, have a shower together and wash the anus with soap repeatedly and GENTLY, the skin is prone to rubbing away, revealing a sore red arsehole (this should be done irrespective of an enema)
- Loosening, take heed and spend at least ten minutes playing with her arsehole with a finger, moving up to two, facilitate HER needs, so that you actually get to stick your penis in there
   -> Carrots, easy throw-away dildo!
   -> Tongue, sensual and personal! Just make sure that it's well soaped and cleaned before, and yes, some [mild] odour will still remain
- CONSTANTLY check back for how she is feeling, if she isn't enjoying it, you're DOING IT WRONG. If it hurts, repeat the loosening procedure
   -> Consider this an investment in hot future secks, make sure it's pleasant for everyone involved, not just you, fuckweed

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

>>13
Just one, since females lack a prostrate how exactly is anything past tickling the outer edge of her asshole supposed to make her feel good. A finger insertion should just give off a feeling of pressure right?

It is fun. Who care if the bitch enjoys it!

TIGHT ANUS IS GREATEST

>>1
I'd be the happiest man on Earth
This is not be best place to ask about this kind of thing though, we're not too serious here

>>11
That too

BTW, use *LOTS* of lube.

WHAT A GAYYY THREAD

>>13
>>14
Because those tips were originally written for hot, gay, man-on-man action. Have her play with her vagina while you ram her ass, thats how you both enjoy it!

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