- Enemas allow incredible flexibility for anal sex, no mess, no fuss
-> Makeshift enema if you're too pussy to buy them over the counter or even the intertron: balloon with a vaseline tip + a mugful of WARM water
-> If you've a vagina for a face and can't stomach an enema, have a shower together and wash the anus with soap repeatedly and GENTLY, the skin is prone to rubbing away, revealing a sore red arsehole (this should be done irrespective of an enema)
- Loosening, take heed and spend at least ten minutes playing with her arsehole with a finger, moving up to two, facilitate HER needs, so that you actually get to stick your penis in there
-> Carrots, easy throw-away dildo!
-> Tongue, sensual and personal! Just make sure that it's well soaped and cleaned before, and yes, some [mild] odour will still remain
- CONSTANTLY check back for how she is feeling, if she isn't enjoying it, you're DOING IT WRONG. If it hurts, repeat the loosening procedure
-> Consider this an investment in hot future secks, make sure it's pleasant for everyone involved, not just you, fuckweed