I went outside today

because I had some business to take care of. I took the buss on the way back home which proved to be a fatal mistake. It was pretty crowded so I had to stand, no biggie I thought since most people were sitting down. Then at the next stop a bunch of people gets on and this girl stands like 1 feet away from me. I was so disgusted, all I could think was GET AWAY GET AWAY. I even wanted to tell her not to stand so close to me because it made me uncomfortable but that would have been rude so I decided not to. After two stops she sat down when somebody left their seat to get off. Immediatly another girl comes and stands infront of me. This time it was even worse because she kept looking out the window which meant her face was facing mine. It was excruciating. When she looked away I could manage it but with her face that close to mine I was about to freak out. I hope I don't have to go out more than a few times this summer.

you like guys? a/s/l plz

>>2
No, not really.

What's the problem then? @_@

>>4
I'm not sure. What do you think the problem is?

I don't understand. Were they unattractive or something?

>>6
I mean ugly. Were they ugly?

I didn't look directly at them but no, I don't think so.

>>1
OUch, sounds like a painful situation, truly I feel for you and am glad I don't ever have to deal with something like that, well I mean over times there has been, but not recently which is good.
I would've just moved to any other spot.

Shoulda given them kisses. :)

>>1
GTFO troll :'(

its bus otoko

next time wear sunglasses

>>9
How do you avoid it?

>>11
NO U

>>12
Stop fagging up the thread with your wap shit kudasai :(

>>13
I don't think that will help

>>14
Shot your yodan and die in hirekiri i know from experience.

overexposesition makes you immune

>>14
hikkikomori, easy as pie
failing that, you have to work on it and it is a similar facet of existance such as being VIP quality, but living it
look as scary/creepy as possible, discouraging any who happen to gaze upon you to dare set foot near you, either look pissed, or look like you're the most sexually deprived/frustrated crogmagnon on the planet and instill the fear of being raped into any female who again, dares to even look at you
you may want to include making odd noises, low grunts, talking to yourself, maybe scream obnoxious or obscure internet memes that you know no one will get (or if it happens to be your unfortunality that one of these supposed "female 4channers" happens to be in your presence, your entire cover will be blow and you'll be absolutely screwed, so be careful, to help ensure something like this does not happen take great heed and stock into the OBSCURITY factor of the memes of your choice, perhaps don't even use memes to begin with but relatively unknown FAILED memes that you personally though were hilarious, you'll be enjoying yourself twice over, once for saying funny shit and a second time for the confused looks from the tasteless hosers among yourself)
maybe sound off your favorite cheese rock/rap/indie/techno lyrics every now and then, always with fresh one and the cheesier the better

I wish you luck in whichever paths you decide to take to further ensure your attempt at perfect or near perfect isolation out in the middle of your society and hope this helps you in that cause.

SUCK TURTLE DICKS

dont ride the bus and drive a car..

>>17 hikkikomori
That would require me to earn money in some way. I don't intend to live at home for much longer and I'd need money to support my hobbies

>>look as scary/creepy
I'm pretty sure I already do that. I'm the scariest/creepiest guy I've ever seen in real life.

>>19
I don't have a car or a driver's license

I had to go out again but this time I went early in the morning to avoid streets full of people and crowded public transportation. Mission accomplished!

Wait, you're serious about this?

>>21
Why wouldn't he be?

>>22
Because this is 4chan.

>>21
Uhh, yes.

>>20
OH yeah, I forgot, only be outside your house between the hours of midnight and about 4-7am.
Most people only go out when the sun is sending down mind cooking and eye blinding UV rays, so making sure you don't go out during then will help your cause a lot for sure.

>>25

European shops are closed then. And what if you run out of cigarettes?
Heavy rain is good too, but unreliable. And national sport events.
It would help if the WW III broke out already.

Doing your shopping early in the morning is the best!

I always go to coles at around 6:10am and there is no one there so I get all the good stuff.

you hate women?

>>26
There aren't 24 hour gas stations convience stores with smokes over there?
Then here's your new plan, take out a loan and start one, you'll make a mint.

>>29
rofl. are you for real?
that might've been the case 10 years ago, but nowadays small gas stations make piss despite what you are inclined to believe from the rising oil prices.

>>30
fag

lolz

WOMENS ARE DISGUSTING

>>30
Sure here in America where there are 20 million open 24 hour with smokes places inn a 5 mile radius.
But if you're in an area where there is nothing like that and you start one you will cash in hard.
Dumb nigger.

>>34
huuur duuur.
"But if you're in an area where there is nothing like that then you're probably in the middle of the desert."

>>34
AMAZED BY YOUR ENTREPRENEURING TALENT.

KWIKIMARTS FTW!!

>>17
Although this post was made of useful and awesome, I have another suggestion that's simple and might work. Breath loudly and heavily. It makes you look like a freak. For best effects, don't brush your teeth before you go out. Or belch in public. Farting crosses the line, but belching is considered a workable solution in this area.

Failing all of this, stare at people, that always makes them look away, I should know, lolololol

lol outside suxxxxxx.

>>34
it also involves death after a few weeks from staying up 24/7
before then you'll scare all your customers away with your incessant rambling from sleep deprivation

going out sucks, but I need to make monies somehow... and theres uni...  The bus fucking blows

I remember summer.. You still inside?

>>41
I've been outside one time since I made the first post.

>>42
Actually, make that two times.

There are JEWS outside

Going around with your penis slightly hanging out.

i;m thinking of going out today to buy some secondhand books, but i'm not sure. it scares me.

>>45
I lol'd

Did somebody make a remark to Densha Okoto?  O.o  I didn't know people actually watched that show.

>>46
It's worth it for books.

>>48
No. Get out of here you miserable little pile of weeaboo.

Sounds great, post pics

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