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I went outside today

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 12:37

because I had some business to take care of. I took the buss on the way back home which proved to be a fatal mistake. It was pretty crowded so I had to stand, no biggie I thought since most people were sitting down. Then at the next stop a bunch of people gets on and this girl stands like 1 feet away from me. I was so disgusted, all I could think was GET AWAY GET AWAY. I even wanted to tell her not to stand so close to me because it made me uncomfortable but that would have been rude so I decided not to. After two stops she sat down when somebody left their seat to get off. Immediatly another girl comes and stands infront of me. This time it was even worse because she kept looking out the window which meant her face was facing mine. It was excruciating. When she looked away I could manage it but with her face that close to mine I was about to freak out. I hope I don't have to go out more than a few times this summer.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-28 23:58

>>14
hikkikomori, easy as pie
failing that, you have to work on it and it is a similar facet of existance such as being VIP quality, but living it
look as scary/creepy as possible, discouraging any who happen to gaze upon you to dare set foot near you, either look pissed, or look like you're the most sexually deprived/frustrated crogmagnon on the planet and instill the fear of being raped into any female who again, dares to even look at you
you may want to include making odd noises, low grunts, talking to yourself, maybe scream obnoxious or obscure internet memes that you know no one will get (or if it happens to be your unfortunality that one of these supposed "female 4channers" happens to be in your presence, your entire cover will be blow and you'll be absolutely screwed, so be careful, to help ensure something like this does not happen take great heed and stock into the OBSCURITY factor of the memes of your choice, perhaps don't even use memes to begin with but relatively unknown FAILED memes that you personally though were hilarious, you'll be enjoying yourself twice over, once for saying funny shit and a second time for the confused looks from the tasteless hosers among yourself)
maybe sound off your favorite cheese rock/rap/indie/techno lyrics every now and then, always with fresh one and the cheesier the better

I wish you luck in whichever paths you decide to take to further ensure your attempt at perfect or near perfect isolation out in the middle of your society and hope this helps you in that cause.

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