Penisbrain theory

Small dick - smarter
Big dick - stupider

That explains asians and niggers.

Doesn't explain me though, my COCK is HUMONGOUS, and I am the SAMARTEST ENTITY IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

>>2
I think your post backs up this theory originally coined up by me on "why there are no black scientists?" thread.

>>2
lol, needle dick

Seriously, my COCK is SO LONG, that when I lay on my back it extends beyond the ATMOSPHERE into SPACE!!!!!!11

hmm my dick is like 4" erect and I do like to think I'm above average intellectually.

so, your saying that Einstein had a micropenis? I think not.

Newton was purported to be a life long virgin

>>1

You're right..

>>1
holy shit, now (despite my small penis) i feel really stupid for not realizing that earlier

>>7
Show me big dicked scientist. I'm pretty sure you can't find one.

LOL 4chan.

>>11
well that would be impossible, because i don't plan on looking at any scientist's penis.

My penis has its own brian lol

>>13

gay.

>>14

heh-heh, my penis has a 'brian' and a peter.

oh shit, my penis is small and i'm a dumbass, am i screwde

I have a huge dick, and I'm a friggin genius! Well I guess it's not pornstar nigger-dick huge, but it is above average.

zomg

>>1
It only explains how much of a stupid fucking imbecile you are.

>>1
I've heard the following about my pOnOs:
-omg that's huge!
-you'd kill me with that thing!
-hung like a horse
-it's too big
-holy shit!
-that would hurt

Despite all this I've got 3.7 GPA (and I'm not really trying).

>>1 your theory fails

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//Penislabs

>>21
Protip: people who brag about thier GPA are morons. That is why they feel they must state it.
They also don't realize that most schools don't require you to be anything about competent, if your competent you can do the work without difficulty.

>>22
OH SHI-

i am one those special cases that was born with two penises side by side but only 4 1/3", does that make me smart or just another retard or is that just deformed?

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