Penisbrain theory

Small dick - smarter
Big dick - stupider

That explains asians and niggers.

I have a huge dick, and I'm a friggin genius! Well I guess it's not pornstar nigger-dick huge, but it is above average.

>>1
I've heard the following about my pOnOs:
-omg that's huge!
-you'd kill me with that thing!
-hung like a horse
-it's too big
-holy shit!
-that would hurt

Despite all this I've got 3.7 GPA (and I'm not really trying).

>>1 your theory fails