Ok, my ex girlfriend is going out with this crazy-ingly huge muscled dude and he wants to kick my ass and I am puny and scared. So I need to know where and how I can get a knife that is small and how I can carry it around my body at all times as to use it in case of defense (and defense only!).
I'm seriously scared and hope you guys can tell me how I can do this?
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Anonymous2006-06-25 0:43
Make a T-1000 and program it to target the crazy, huge dude for termination. It will form its hand into a point and take care of him for good.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 0:49
>>2
I'm being serious here. I wanna know how I can do this?
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Anonymous2006-06-25 0:54
Hard choice between gettinig your ass kicked and going to jail for stabbing some guy. Well if he doesn't take the knife from your weak ass and stab you with it. Your best bet was not to have gotten in to this situation.
Because He is going out with my ex-girlfriend so I'm 'Some kind of a bad guy' or something... Probably because he is jealous of me or some crap.
And I'd rather go to jail because I knifed someone then be dead! So Tell me how to get a good knife and how to hold in on my body somehow!
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Anonymous2006-06-25 1:53
Call the cops, HElp some huge guy gonna kick my arse
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Anonymous2006-06-25 2:11
You go to jail and you get butt raped.
However, if you kill the guy in self defence, you get off. No problem :D.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 4:39
Stick a firepoker in his eye.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 5:16
I prefer the crowbar to the shank.
But you should use- the screwdriver, trust me, thrust that shit in his bulge and he'll be in too much pain to move let alone be able to lay a finger on you before you're able to stab him with it again, and this time in a more effective place since he'll be easier to hit in said places, a good second spot to hit would be from the following: the neck, the heart, the cranium, the eyes, and the abdomen.
Hope it helps.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 5:17
Oh, and fucking use a phillips head not that flathead shit, you'd have to be a retard to use a flathead, unless you're strong enough to put that shit through flesh, then it would be the superior choice for when you twist it after it has entered and as it is leaving it will leave quite the fucked up internals, but you said you were puny so definitely stick with phillips.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 5:54
>>1
Get a gun and shoot him if he physically attacks you and self-defense is legal where you live.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 6:44
The best defense is a good offence.
Find out where that motherfucker lives and slit his throat while he sleeps.
Or you could just get a bunch of your friends and beat the shit out of him. Either way is good.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 6:56
>>16
That gets you on jail though. However you get him came for you and shoot him then it's self defense.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 8:52
The muscle man has the brute and strength to kick your ass, but you have the brains to defeat him with pre-arranged tactics and careful planning.
First get out a map of the area where you will most likely encounter your enemy. Then look for safe havens, hiding places and escape routes.
i suggest using pepper spray for counter attacks, when you spray him he will be vulnerable, you can either choose to kick him in his weak point, or run like hell.
>>1
Buy a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of rubbing alcholol. put the cigarettes at the bottom of a bowel and pour the alcohol on top until they are completely covered. wait for all the alcohol to evaporate and you have a black sludge at the bottom of the bowel. The sludge is a highly concentrated mixture of all the nicotine and other toxins that were in those cigarettes. Take a needle and coat it with the shit. poke im with the needle. This will cause a heartattack in about 15-20 seconds. the toxins will disolve in the blood and be untraceble, and if he smokes it will be absolutely undetectable anyways.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 15:03
>>24
I actually have no idea if this actually works, I just read it in a book or something. Doesn't sound completely farfetched. And no I don't suggest actually doing it.
>>19
Come, let me show you all of my knowledge about the screwdriver insertion.
It's not a matter of being tough, its a matter of needing to kill a motherfucking shithead, one such as yourself.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 15:58
lol, you people are all over thinking this junk. You don't need a gun or a knife or poison needles. Here are a few better ideas:
-Keys. Hold them in your hand and use them to slash. Or attach them to a lanyard so you can swing them like a mace, the more mass the better.
-Walking stick/cane/umbrella. Great for poking, and swinging. Your best bet in a confrontation would be to poke him in the stomach from a distances and then strike him while he's out of breath. You may also wish to consider keeping a baseball bat in your car.
-Box cutter. Easily concealable and you can keep it hidden until the moment you strike. Better than a knife because the courts probably won't consider it a "deadly weapon." Just don't try to cut his throat or neck.
-Pocket full of change. wtf can change do? Pull out a handful of change and throw it at his face. I might not hurt him, but it will distract him long enough for you to attack or start running (but you better hope you're quick enough).
-Roll of nickels. Hold them in your hand to add extra mass. Essentially the same effect as brass knuckles, though not quite as good.
-Can't fight?
Don't yell for help. Yell "FIRE!" People are more likely to come if they here fire.
Also, try screaming something like, "I can't breathe!" It's unexpected and your assailent might be so surprised that he may stop whatever he's doing long enough for you to kick him in the balls and run.
I hope that answers all your questions. I don't remember what book it was in.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 16:10
22 WAYS TO KILL A MAN WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
1. TEMPLE - A very susceptibile vital spot. If struck with sufficient
force, may cause unconsciousness or death.
2. NASION - This is the summit of the nose. If struck with sufficient
force may cause death.
3. PHILTRUM - This is the area between the upper lip and the bottom of
the nose. Attack to this area may also cause unconsciousness or
death.
4. HOOK TO JAW - A powerful hook punch to the front side of jaw may
snap an enemy's neck. Fatal.
5. ADAM'S APPLE - A sharp blow here may cause enemy to asphyxiate.
6. SOLAR PLEXUS - The small of back. May cause death.
7. TESTICLES - The strong, focused pain of a vicious low blow may
cause shock, resulting in death.
8. BASE OF CEREBELLUM - A powerful blow to the nape of the neck,
causing mortal damage.
9. COCCYX - A powerful blow to the tail bone. Fatal.
10. FULL NELSON - Stand behind the enemy, put your arms under his, and
lock your hands behind his head. Bending the neck forward may either
break neck, asphyxiate enemy, or cut of supply of spinal fluid to
brain, causing brain damage or death.
11. HALF NELSON - Again, standing behind enemy, but one arm is used to
pin one of enemy's arms.
12. BRAIN BUSTER - Bend enemy over towards you, placing him in a
headlock. Grab the back of his belt, and haul him into the air,
vertical, upside-down. Allow yourself to fall backward, landing on
your enemy's head, which will absorb your combined weight. Most
effective on concrete or gravel.
13. RUSSIAN OMELET - Cross enemy's legs. Fold enemy by pinning his
shoulders to ground upside-down and placing his legs above him. Sit
on his legs, folding the bass of the spine. Fatal.
14. HEART PUNCH - A strongman's attack, it is simply a powerful blow
to the heart. (Many years ago, the wrestler Ox killed an opposing
wrestler with this attack.)
15. UPPERCUT - An upward strike to the bottom of the jaw with the heel
of the hand, causing the enemy's head to snap backward. May shatter
vertabrae. Fatal.
16. ABDOMEN - A substantial blow to this area may rupture a vital
organ, causing death.
17. RIB CAGE - A vicious shattering of the rib cage may cause grave
internal bleeding.
18. HEAD-TO-WALL PUNCH - A swift, hard, cold-cock punch to an enemy's
face while he is standing near a wall may drive his head into it,
causing the back of the skull to shatter fatally.
19. PINNED DROP KICK - Standing behind enemy, holding his arms
straight back. A drop kick to the back without releasing arms may
severe spine, causing death.
20. HEAD WRENCH - Grabbing an enemy's head by the mouth and the back
of the skull, then twisting with a sudden, violent jerk to rend
vertabrae, may easily cause death.
21. CHOKE HOLD - Once a favorite of law enforcement officials, has
often proved deadly. The right arm goes over the enemy's right
shoulder, and grips the back of the head. The left arm comes over his
left shoulder, reaches across neck, and grabs own right forearm. With
enough pressure applied, causes brain damage or death.
22. HEAD YANK - Bend enemy forward, grab head, and pull back with
convincing force. May seperate delicate vertebrae, causing death.
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Anonymous2006-06-25 16:14
>>31
also available at anonymous's bookstore:
US Navy Seal Physical Fitness Guide.pdf
Tactics_and_self_defense_for_the_modern_protestor.pdf
martial_arts-Pressure_points.pdf
Hand to Hand Combat.pdf
Hand Combat and Pressure Points.pdf
Booby_traps.pdf
101_ways_to_kill_someone.txt
interesting_ways_to_kill_a_friend.txt
poison_your_neighbors.txt
The_Big_Book_of_Mischief.txt
and much more !!
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