Crazy huge dude

Ok, my ex girlfriend is going out with this crazy-ingly huge muscled dude and he wants to kick my ass and I am puny and scared. So I need to know where and how I can get a knife that is small and how I can carry it around my body at all times as to use it in case of defense (and defense only!).

I'm seriously scared and hope you guys can tell me how I can do this?

The best defense is a good offence.

Find out where that motherfucker lives and slit his throat while he sleeps.

Or you could just get a bunch of your friends and beat the shit out of him. Either way is good.