Am I a bad person for doing this?

Sometimes, when I have no one to hang with, I call Mr. Benri. I don't find Mr. Benri to be particularly funny or interesting, nor attractive, but I know he will agree to do anything with me regardless of what I suggest, because he is probably secretly in love with me. I suppose he is a last resort option and if I have alternatives I won't bother with him. He doesn't seem to mind, though. Is it wrong to have such power and clout in a friendship? advise me, 4chan!

1)Rape him
2)Kill him
3)Bury him
4)???
5)Profit

1)Kill him
2)Rape him
3)Bury him
4)???
5)Profit
Fixed.

>>3
failing faggot

Rape him in the ear.

>>3
1)Kill him
2)Bury him
3)Dig him ot of his grave after a week
4)Rape him
5)???
6)Profit!

Fixed.

>>4
faggot failing

Hi my name is Mr. Benri and i plan on raping this little bitch several houses down.  Does anyone have any advice about how to do it and make sure they don't talk? 

LOL LOL

>>8
HOSHIT

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