Am I a bad person for doing this?

Sometimes, when I have no one to hang with, I call Mr. Benri. I don't find Mr. Benri to be particularly funny or interesting, nor attractive, but I know he will agree to do anything with me regardless of what I suggest, because he is probably secretly in love with me. I suppose he is a last resort option and if I have alternatives I won't bother with him. He doesn't seem to mind, though. Is it wrong to have such power and clout in a friendship? advise me, 4chan!

Hi my name is Mr. Benri and i plan on raping this little bitch several houses down.  Does anyone have any advice about how to do it and make sure they don't talk?