RPG

I wandered down the gloomy cavern, with only my bow, torch and penis at hand. Upon entering, I saw a sign on the door. "I EKIL KCUFTTUB".

I found at bed and decided to rest after the long joruney through Mirkwood. For somereason the cockring I must throw in moordoor seems to be overpowering me. I want to use it, but gandalf said "Do not put on the ring, or I put on my hat and nothing else".

Now I lay next to Sam, Aragorn, Legolas, Giml, Pippin, Merry and the other buddies. What next in my journey?

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Sounds like a true journey

A wild nigra appears !

When you wake up Legolas is busy sniffing Gimli's hairy ass and Sam, Pippin and Merry were humping away at Aragorn's mouth shouting "chaaargggeee, FOR THE SHIRE" and other battle cries at random occasions. I stood up in the morning gloomyness of the cavern and I was suprised to find Gandalf staring at my asshole. I said "here, take it", but Gandalf fearful of the power of the ring said "DON'T TEMPT ME HOBBIT, I would use the ring for good, but it's inherant evil would devour me and corrupt me", I corrected him "not the ring, my ass, take my ass!".
"oh ho ho hoo" he chuckled, before tearing off his cloak and dropping his giant dildo-staff and pounding away at my rectum for 40 minutes.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy