(a)Shoot her (b)Run away (c)Stick it in

Hey guys, I have a crush on a girl.  Since I'm rich, sucessful, and actually socially adept (it's the opposite of inept, which would describe most of 4chan), I stand a chance.  I don't know if she likes me.  Should I

(a) Tell her.  This could lead to sticking in in her pooper.

(b) Fap but not tell her.  I mean, I am on 4chan, after all, pretty much negating any and all positive qualities I may have.  Then again, she posts here as well...

Discuss.

(a) Means a potentially very akward situation.  For me, it means rejection.  For her, it means a burden of reponsibility.

(b) Means trying to forget her...  /s/ and /h/ just don't hold my attention anymore.

i dont believe you, youre probably just some fatass who cant get out of his goddamn chair

lost weight fatty

Sage'd for fatty.

>>2
I can when somebody helps me!!

>>4
We won't help you until you lose some weight, fatty.

>>5
I just took a dump and lost three pounds.  Now help me.  Or I'll come to your house and sit on you, then toss you through the window.  I'm serious.

>>6
Sorry, my mom doesn't let fatties in >:()

dude... quit the act, just let the badger out of your shirt, he has suffered enough

Posts here huh? You are best off forgetting the bitch, and really all bitches, learn the church of Hard Gay.

No one's fatter than me! D;

ITT we now discuss fatties

>>1-10 are all FATTIES

yeah well all this weaight means i'm practically working out 24/7.  I'm totally ripped underneath my fat and so stroung I could throw you throuh the window with ease.  I did that to a guy once for making fun of me and beating his girlfrind.  Now she's with me and loves all 400 lbs of me.

>>11
I'm so fat I make 1-9 look anorexic!

1. Stick it in.
2. Shoot her.
2.5. Run away.
3. ???
4. Profit!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy