(a)Shoot her (b)Run away (c)Stick it in

Hey guys, I have a crush on a girl.  Since I'm rich, sucessful, and actually socially adept (it's the opposite of inept, which would describe most of 4chan), I stand a chance.  I don't know if she likes me.  Should I

(a) Tell her.  This could lead to sticking in in her pooper.

(b) Fap but not tell her.  I mean, I am on 4chan, after all, pretty much negating any and all positive qualities I may have.  Then again, she posts here as well...

Discuss.

(a) Means a potentially very akward situation.  For me, it means rejection.  For her, it means a burden of reponsibility.

(b) Means trying to forget her...  /s/ and /h/ just don't hold my attention anymore.

>>5
I just took a dump and lost three pounds.  Now help me.  Or I'll come to your house and sit on you, then toss you through the window.  I'm serious.