Quickest and most sure way to die?

Quick explaination of the situation. Very poor health since I was a kid, can't even manage school (I'm an adult now though). Hardly able to work or support myself. I might as well be crippled. Got involved with someone who got me through the years and I find out she's been raped several times and ended up pregnant. My family sucked ass and now hers is going to be like that. She has no more fight left in her to make something of her life.

I've considered my options logically and emotionally for the past few years. I think it would be best if I went to where she is and made sure they didn't do any more to her, but here's the problem. They'll likely kill me for getting involved. Which of course in my situation isn't all that worrysome, she'll at leats know someone stood up to them for her. But I'm still scared of how they're going to do it. Let's just call them violent people who you don't want to mess with. So I want to know what there is I can use to ensure I have a quick death when they come to get me. Like pills or whatever.

Yeah I know how stupid this sounds, but I figure 4chan's a good place to go for advice on insanely stupid situations. Such as this one. Remember I'm useless to society this way, I can't support myself. I've been trying for years, I don't like relying on the help of others. So before I'm stabbed to death by a gang, what can I bring with me, since it'll involve travelling. Any homemade chemicals or something?

TL;DR Best/quickest way to die quickly with no chance of being "saved"?

Go on a kamikaze mission to kill the president.

>>19
Before I read past this one, I should say some things that need saying. First: ZOMG I almost forgot! How could I?! 4chan will have to be mentioned in the news of course. Especially if they leave my body in a mangled mess after they're done with me.  (I'd post pictures too but that will be kind of hard considering I want a quick death, "Here, would you guys mind taking some pictures?"). And secondly, wow, I come back here  and there's 40 replies? This should be a somewhat disturbing and yet fun read as I laugh about how completely fucked my situation is.

And yes, I am joking about making 4chan out to be a bad guy. Where else could I have fun talking about such messed up shit? Might as well get a laugh out of it. I can't possibly give a shit after I'm gone.

Okay now for the fun.
>>39 I am not Brian Peppers. I heard that guy sucks even more than I do. I think he even sucks balls he's that bad. Heh.

>>Suggestions to save her:
I've known other girls like her. They protect the guys who beat them. One of my closest friends lost her baby by a beating. She ended up in the hospital from head wounds too and she still went back to him. For a while anyways. But I read stories she wrote about her abuse and holy motherfucking-- It's messed up. When a woman is abused badly enough she believes it's all she can have. I saw it firsthand in my own family and from friends and friends of friends. Gangs, drugs, these kind of people, it's nasty shit. Friends got shot, one's dead, some disappeared and were never heard from since, one got framed and sent to jail and finally acquitted.

>>Take em down with me:
Again, not really an option if I want her to see what's going on. If I go out with a bang so to speak she might somehow get confused and think I'm the badguy or some shit. Believe me though, I considered that at the very beginning. The thought of revenge seemed like a good idea at first, but it won't help the situation. There's plenty more shitheads who would go after a woman like her.

>>Numbered suggestions:
I figured sleeping pills were good if you were away from people. Same with a rope. Thing is I don't assume I'll have time. I'll probably cower in fear like a little girl for the first few hours/days when it happens and wait for a bang on my door. It's really going to suck. And even if I get far enough away I've been warned by everyone I talk to that they have ways of finding people. And getting around the fucking cops too. It's hard to believe it happens in Canada and the UK. America I'd expect it, heh.

Thanks for the suggestions though guys. Maybe I should set up a camera in my hotel room or something. I don't know if I could convince my friend to post it on 4chan though, even if I did have a digital one. So much for that, eh?

>>43
I am not Brian Peppers.

Well, whatever.

Just makesure if you go down in a blaze of glory you don't forget to announce you are infact an internet warrior.

>>1
Here are some more options:
-Jump from some place really really high up.
-Run a tube from your car's exhaust up to the front window.  Make sure all the windows are closed, then just turn on the car, sit back and way for the delicious carbon monoxide to knock you out.  Completely painless.
-Slash your throat! (only attention whores slash wrists)
-Vest full of dynamite!  Might even come in hand if there's someone you want to take out with you.
-Drink bleach/turpintine.  Sleeping pills are too hard to swallow.

>>45
-Run a tube from your car's exhaust up to the front window.  Make sure all the windows are closed, then just turn on the car, sit back and way for the delicious carbon monoxide to knock you out.  Completely painless.

It doesn't really work that well with modern cars.

>>1
bring a gun with you to said situation. if you're about to get assjacked by those bastards, pop a few of them off and then stick one right square between your eyes. seriously, who cares what she thinks. it's not like you're gonna get laid or spend the rest of your life with her after you die.

in all honesty you should probably do something awesome with the life you have left, like try to jump between two really insanely tall buildings in your wheelchair on national tv. in the case that you don't fall to your death or slam into the side of a building, you'll be known nationally as "that fucking dumbass in the wheelchair."

think of the possibilities!  

Women tsk tsk wat they make you do. Kill them and kill her and they kill yourself atelast you may end up geting laied in the afterlife if there is one. If not Gl in the everlasting darkness.

RUN

WELL TODAY IS A SHITTY DAY FORM AS WELL THERES A GIRL I KNOW THAT WANTS TO DO THE SAME THING, KILL HERSELF. SHES BEAUTIFUL, BUT SHE THINKS SHE IS WORTHLESS, SAME THING CANT GO TO SCHOOL, FEELS HOPELESS. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE, DO IT. WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT IT, YOU GET OTHER PEOPLE TO FEEL FOR YOU AND THAT IS FUCKING MEAN, BECAUSE NOW YOUR HURTING YOURSELF THE GIRL, AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT STARTED CARING ABOUT YOU. IF YOU WANT TO GET THE MOTHER FUCKERS BACK AND WANT HER TO REALISE THAT YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, CALL ME UP IM A 5150 CRAZY PERSON TOO. LETS FUCK SOME PEOPLE UP. AND GO OUT LIKE HEROS AT LEAST
 

>>50
is it loli?

>>50
its no fun if you cant hear them talkin trash about you after the funeral ;)

You fucking asshole!  If you're going to kill yourself, take those worthless POSes with you!

Just strap explosives to yourself, and when they're standing around, about to jump you, just detonate them! 

Not only will you be an hero, but you'll be a hero as well!

>>53
Also, in case they're faster than you, make it be some sort of switch that you have to hold to keep from detonating, and test it to be sure that it'll work (get long lengths of wire and attach them to a blasting cap a few hundred feet away).

You may even try showing them the explosives, and scaring them the fuck away.  If they think you're crazy enough to blow yourself up, they might just do anything you say.  Even if it involves leaving the poor girl alone.

Close your garage door with your car inside, turn it on, and in about 10 minutes you'll be dead from the lack of oxygen. But, 9 minutes in, you'll realize suicide is a long-term solution to some temporary problems. Also, those who care about you, if anyone, will be devastated if you kill yourself. Don't be a selfish asshole. Also, this sounds like a cry for attention, even anonymously. If you just wanted to know a quick way to die you wouldn't include your life story and shit. I think you want sympathy and attention.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.suicide.methods

have fun killing yourself, and enjoy your eternal peace

Old topic is oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

..... strap on a bomb, hold an emo convention and take those wrist slitting chemical romance loving tranvestites to hell with you

boondock saints.  beat them all to death with a pool-ball.

and spray your blood with ammonia so the gay fbi agents can't catch you.

also il duce's.

Become an hero. I mean seriously, with a costume and everything. Like the Punisher. Take some like cyanide pills (or your homemade equivalent) with you in case you get beaten. Swoop in, shoot shit up, rescue the chick and escape to Canada, where nobody gets raped and the trees are made of chocolate.

>Swoopin, shoot shit up, rescue the chick and rape her.
fixed.

gb2/jail/ problem solved

If you want to die quick, try licking the third rail of a railway.

Wikipedia says:
A third rail is a method of providing electricity to power a railway, typically a mass transit or rapid transit system.
. . .
An unguarded electrified rail is a safety hazard, and some people have been killed by touching the rail or by stepping on it while attempting to cross the tracks

>>60 and escape to Canada
see
>>43 It's hard to believe it happens in Canada

>>1
>>12
>>37
>>42
>>43

These all sound like the same person. Tell me if I missed any.

To the OP, I would like to know the name of the condition that makes your body so fragile, at least in your opinion. My guess is on some kind of auto immune disorder. The one I suffered from is called Ulcerative Colitis.

The first time I was in the hospital for it they didn't realize how bad I was, so they sent me home on a diet that ended up making me bleed a lot...rectally. My GI tract has never been cleaner in its life than when that night took place.

I then proceeded to spend about 7 days in the hospital around people who didn't realize I was half dead, and were very reluctant to give me any kind of pain medication. If I wasn't awake when they came to give me any of the 10 or so medications I was on, then they'd simply skip it, and allow for my condition to worsen. And the icing on the cake was that they released me from the hospital against my family's wishes right after two blizzards made the roads treacherous and left my home without power for two days.

So I think I might know where you're coming from. I'm currently taking off a year because of surgery and needing my wounds to heal fully from having my colon removed before going back to college.

I'm interested in what you've said so far, and it seems like I'm not alone. I know this might sound harsh, but I don't think there's a way that you can save this woman, not even through your own death. I think it would be more comforting to her if you remained alive, if for nothing more than her not having to hear about the death of a well-loved childhood friend.

If there's some way you know of that you can talk to her without dealing with her abusers, then do so. That would be really helpful to the both of you. Also, if you can, you need to move on past the hell that is your childhood. Look forward to the future more than the past. Use the past only as a tool to avoid repeating mistakes in the future. I have found that it is very difficult to even start doing this without someone you love by your side helping you along. Therefore, I know that I really don't have the right to expect you to do something like this fully in the near future. It took me years to start doing it on my own, and the process got sped up when I met my boyfriend.

>>65
I think you missed that this topic is 5 months old. If he was serious about this, he's long dead by now.


...Or permanantly disabled from fucking up.

>>65
Also, yes, those are all the same person/OP, except for >>37. Whether you missed any though, I'm too lazy to bother checking.

BOOM HEADSHOT

>>66

Yeah, I was too lazy to check the date, but I figured from one of the later posts that it was old. >>57  Was the post that clued me in. I guess I was just really interested and wanted to see if anything else would happen. It really is a nice opening to a discussion topic.

And if he his long dead by now, what a legacy to leave behind, huh? That people are talking about you long after your death. Though I would think of him as a total asshole for doing that to so many people that are complete strangers to him.

i post, but do not think about OP. i'm sorry i dun give a shit.

I think that people that think to much as myself think of these things  every day and in 3 different ways. hanging , throat slash , and wrists,and my opinion It will work if you have the right thing and patience.

>>39

I lol'd at this shit.

To the thread creator: Just jump off a skyscraper. Fast, painless, and a good adrenaline rush. :D

Be at ground zero of someone else's nucular explosion :D

Anyhow, I don't recommend suiciding unless you're up against a terminal illness that leaves you with little freedom or little chance to be productive or little chance to enjoy things. Just my tuppence.

Come to think of it, jumping in front of oncoming trains is also a way to get killed...

>>1,1,1,1,1,1,

So, did you die already?

>>74
It not necessarily quick and painless though

>>76
Works for them suicidal bugs....

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