I have a giant jizz stain on my bed sheets

Now, how do I get rid of that stain before my mom cleans my sheets and discovers it?
It's focking huge, no joke. I am impressed that I was able to do that, as in all my years I had never left anything that I could see.

So yeah, ideas?

Lick it, seriously. The enzymes in your saliva will break down most of your semen, cleaning the battefield and leaving only your fallen warriors behind. Your mom won't be able to tell.

Start cleaning your own sheets kid. honestly how old are you?

Anyway I can see you're in a fix, so how about a bit of subterfuge; spill a glass of orange juice over the spot and let it dry. same color stain, but comes out just as easily in the wash, and if your mother asks, you have an orange scented alibi

4chan is 18+ only!

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First, I am 18. Just graduated High School. I've got a little bit before I'm gone though. In the mean time...

Orange juice? Yeah I guess I could do that. But man, I hate the idea of doing that. Also, not sure how my mom will buy the story that I was drinking a glass of orange juice on my bed, lifted the top sheet for some reason and then accidentally spilled it on my bed.

Also, I am fairly confident I am not licking my own semen.

Just leave it in.  No one will notice.

No, it is huge. I promise. I went to make my bed today and I saw the huge stain instantly.

How about doing your own goddamn laundry? You know like that diapper commerical? "I'm a BIG KID NOW!"

haha...burn

Yeah, doing my own laundry has crossed my mind. I guess now is time to learn.

But since I'm not going to do that, what else?

lick it! seriously... and if youre freaked out by your own cum... too bad. all the sperm are dead anyways, so it shouldnt matter >_>

but im totally serious.. lick it, or spit on it and scrub it with a towel. it should go away after a couple times of you doing that.

Ok, I'll try spitting on it and rubbing it with a towel. Late at night, long after everyone's in bed.

>>5
If you're 18 why do you care if your mom see a cum stain on your sheets?

Americans are prudes that's why.

Why? I dunno. I've thought about it. My mom is pretty liberal (How liberal? She was born and raised in Los Angeles for 30 years...), so she might be ok? Meh.


Anyway, I spent 10 minutes spitting and rubbing and I'm not sure if it had any effect. I think it did, but I can't be sure until it dries.

Just go to the laundry and wash the sheets yourself. It's not a hard thing to do you lazy americunt.

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>>1
Honestly why do you even care? I'm pretty sure if your mom notices it, she wouldn't freak out but think you are mature now.
Anyway it's just perfectly normal in this age especially if you don't fap and don't have a girlfriend.
So, I wouldn't make such a big problem of it if I were you. :)

Try scraping it off with a knife sideways.  Unless the material is too soft it should work pretty well if the cum stain is hard and dry.

Kill yourself. It's the only option you have.

if you leave it and she does notice your impressive cum stain you might be able to get some hot incest action. good luck!

>>4

O RLY? Seems like 90% of the people here are stupid 15-year-olds...

Take a pic of it and post it here!

Why not cut it. And throw it away, youre not a kid of a poor family are you?

>>20
Best advice so far.

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>>26

It STILL seems 90% of the people on this site are stupid 15-year-olds...

well stupid 15 year olds will click anything to get what they want, no?

i am more than 18 desu ^__________________________^;;; honto!!!!

>>20

No, kill your mom. THAT is the only option you have.

Try virgins blood...

>>15
Anyway, I spent 10 minutes spitting and rubbing and I'm not sure if it had any effect.

oh it did baby, it did.

>>15
Anyway, I spent 10 minutes spitting and rubbing and I'm not sure if it had any effect. I think it did, but I can't be sure until it dries.

Oi! You don't want another stain, now do you.

Ho ho!

It did work! I went back there after my massive ammount of spit had dried, and now the area is barely noticable. There are a few spots that I missed, but the over all huge stain is gone! Fantastic!

>>34
Should have licket it man. Would have been much more enjoyable for both you and me

If you were a girl with a huge jizz stain on your sheets then maybe you'd have a reason she would care.

>>36
I'd fap to that.

>>1

as with anything just put the sheet in a bag discretly, so its not obviously, leave the house, find someplace to dump it, like a garbage bin in some remote area, casually drop the bag with the sheet in, and forget it ever happened

then make your bed

>>38
problems been solved. he spat and rubbed till it cummed off.

LOL IF THIS IS TRUE HERE IS WHAT YOU DO...

>>1

you sure you didnt just ... wet the bed?

jesus... I was washing and making my own bed when i was like 13. you need to start doing this shit your self. or at least find some sort of girl friend to do the work for you when you move out... Nah you know what just fucking kill your self. you make me sick.

JIZZ ALL OVER THE REST OF IT AND IT WILL ALL LOOK NORMAL

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