I have a giant jizz stain on my bed sheets

Now, how do I get rid of that stain before my mom cleans my sheets and discovers it?
It's focking huge, no joke. I am impressed that I was able to do that, as in all my years I had never left anything that I could see.

So yeah, ideas?

>>1

as with anything just put the sheet in a bag discretly, so its not obviously, leave the house, find someplace to dump it, like a garbage bin in some remote area, casually drop the bag with the sheet in, and forget it ever happened

then make your bed