how many girls are into what >>10 describes? they usually want the opposite
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Anonymous2006-06-08 4:19
>>1
Just tell her you think it's not gonna work anymore. Tell her you're not in love with her anymore. That way, you won't hurt her badly but she will know that you don't want to continue the relationship.
If she wants to stay "just a friend" don't worry, these are just empty words, eventually she'll disappear and you'll never even talk anymore.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 7:19
>>1 Tell her to sod off. It's always simpler if you just don't care.
tell her to get a girlfriend and have a threesome with you or else youll leave her. if she goes along with it then marry her.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 17:52
quick way, just go up to here and say these words "I fucked your sister/mother/aunt/bestfriend/daughter/petgoat/cat/uncle/brother/wtf ever. and walk away. She will never want to see you again. Just one of these is sufficient for this, but if you really want to go big say them all.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 17:57
>>21
going big is actually doing all of it. lying is small-time.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 17:59
>>22
Why go through all that trouble to "go big" when all you want to do is end a relationship.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 18:11
>>23
i only meant to rebuke >>21's idea of "going big."
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Anonymous2006-06-08 18:15
Bring out the yaoi manga and tell her who your bishie is. Or she may go for that.
Because I want to make the best out of a bad situation.
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Victoly!8AJPKjCRP22006-06-08 19:37
Just ask her to lend you 10 thousand really fast and hope that she'll just stray away asap.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 21:09
confess to her that you're gay.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 21:18
Donkey Punch followed by a Dirty Sanchez/Cleveland Steamer. People only SAY they're urban legend techniques.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 21:24
>>1
At a random moment press your ass against her face and being taking a shit. Afterwards tell her you thought she knew all about your shit fetish and that she was giving you 'signals'.
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Anonymous2006-06-08 21:33
Poop in her panties. Then make her wear them and tell her to poop in her panties. Then pee on her panties, remove her panties, and drape them over her face. Don't let her remove them until she's licked everything clean.
>>24
and I was only backing his idea of going big up because its literally as big as one would really want to go
unless you like playing the "which VD do I get this time" game
again, there's going big and pulling an xbox
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