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Prime ages for men and women.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 23:52

Women are probably at their happiest when they are 9-12, since they are the cutest calmest things in existence and just discoverring their sexuality.

Men are probably at their happiest when they are 21-35, since they are in their physical and mental prime.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 23:59

I don't know about you, but I'm reaching my intellectual peak now.

I forsee a career only degenerating my intelligence, desu.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 1:41

I feel like I had reached my intellectual peak when I was 14 and I a degenerating every second into a subhuman thing that disgusts me and which I cannot bear to be.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 1:50

>>3
cut yourself before that happens, amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 2:48

>>4
lol yes

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 3:40

>>1


Have you ever talked to a 9-12 year old girl? Seriously, they are fucking crazy, holy hell. Every one.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 3:57

>>1 "Women are probably at their happiest when they are 9-12, since they are the cutest calmest things in existence and just discoverring their sexuality." <---pedo

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 4:08

>>6

No, he just 'sexually liberates' them. In an alleyway. With them screaming for their lives.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 5:00

Agreed. Every 12yo needs to grow up or get shot.

A mans prime depends entirely on the person. I think my absolute prime will be when I'm about 80yo. Only then I'll be able to grasp the secrets of the universe.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 5:29

>>9
Or an adult diaper.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 7:03

sexual peaks:
men = late teens-early 20s
women = early 30s

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 7:30

Little girls = Cute and awesome, but illegal to touch
Teen girls = sucks and often emo etc.
Women = devil spawns

Little boys = even more cute and awesome, but illegal to touch
Teen boys = mostly sucks and often emo, but often cute
Men = their looks may not be the most best, but they're best partners a man could ever have

Conclusion: Ancient Greeks were right. Manlove is superior.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 8:14

>>12


Uee-a-boo.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 8:22

I think prime years for men are from 30-40, for women 20-35.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 10:42

>>6
lol, that's why they're so much fucking fun to hang around with

>>9
protip: every 12yo does grow up

>>12
fag

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 11:18

I've only gotten to know two 12 year olds really well, the rest have been more casual friends, but these two were really begging for cock all the time. You don't know joy until you have a 12 year old bouncing on top of you, moaning oh so softly, like only kids can do. Raging bonerGET from all the memories

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 11:23

>>14
Not really 30-40 is already quite old. I'd say prime years are pretty same, but women get too old much quicker than men.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 11:38

>>16
truth

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 14:32

>>11
Sounds about right, but then if men mature after they hit their sexual peak (around the 30's), does that mean women take until their 40's to mature in the intellectual sense? It seems people can't think straight until their dicks or vaginas stop taking control of them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 18:49

>>16
torrent or rapidshare please

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 22:59

i hit my intellectual peak when i was 14. i am a man btw.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 23:29

>>21
 lol, i'm at 8, secretly i rape my cousin without her even knowing it, i suck her tities HARD

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 1:27

>>1
Speaking as a female, age 9-12 was NOT my happiest or calmest time, and most of my female classmates didn't really discover their sexuality until after menarche (though the age for menarche has been getting younger and younger...).

>>19
Sexual and intellectual peaks are not that tightly connected.
According to many science journals and my biopsy class, while sexual and hormonal peaks differ in age between men and women, the brain in both sexes looses most of its plasticity around age 25. Whether a person is "mature" or not depends mostly on the individual.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 17:07

>>12


Hell yah

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 20:35

17 for women
3 for men

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 21:50

>>23
It just seems like men mature only after they reach their late 20's. And women... I dunno, they're hard to understand.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 23:43

>>26
you mean biologically or maturity according to the whims of society?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 0:46

>>27
Whims. Definitely.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 20:30

tighter

unf unf unf

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 20:38

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 20:52

Heh I can't believe this thread I started months ago is still alive.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 21:25 (sage)

DID I ALREADY POST ITT

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-10 9:40

YOU'RE ALL SICK SICK FREAKS



moar stories pls

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-10 12:11

>>34
only because of the ringtones

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