Prime ages for men and women.

Women are probably at their happiest when they are 9-12, since they are the cutest calmest things in existence and just discoverring their sexuality.

Men are probably at their happiest when they are 21-35, since they are in their physical and mental prime.

Agreed. Every 12yo needs to grow up or get shot.

A mans prime depends entirely on the person. I think my absolute prime will be when I'm about 80yo. Only then I'll be able to grasp the secrets of the universe.