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Please Help me

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 7:39

I'm stupid, i dont have any special traits, i'm bad at sports, i'm fat and ugly, i graduate my university with lowest result and i almost got suspended, i never had any girlfriend, and i almost got fired for my job because i'm too slow(they give me another month chance)

What should i do to stay alive ? *sniff*

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 7:43

If I were you I'd kill myself. Have you considered this option? If you don't like it I'll try to think of something else

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 7:46

>>2
Ah shut up.

>>1
Do you have -any- friends? Friends can often be a good help when you're in a tight spot or don't know what to do. If not, then I'd just suggest praying if you believe in that sort of thing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 7:50 (sage)

>>1
Become a Christian terrorist? It's about time someone went and blew up the Kaaba to smithereens.

Incase you have no idea what I'm talking about, see

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaaba

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 7:55

>>3
 no friend, most of them ignore me, since they got girlfriend now, and i once believe in god, i still believe in him, but i think he pissed of me for no apparent reason

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 8:00

>>3
Fuck you. Suicide is a viable option

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 8:05

>>6 well i tried to stay alive, not dead

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 8:09

>>7
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 8:13

Three step Process.

1) If English Native Language for You. Speak it Better.
2) If Not, you are inferior, suicide good.
3) If Yes, suicide good.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 9:19

>>1
You have nothing to lose. Join the navy, the military, become a terrorist, a political activist, start herassing/stalking Bill O'Reilly, shovel shit, go to third world countries and spread propaganda about birth control and the evils of the chatolic church - the world is your playground.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 9:19

Faggotry is superiour !
Women love is inferiour !

We should fuck women for reproduction only, not for pleasure, not for intimate bonding and what not.

The Greeks figured it out several thousand years ago and they were very superiour at that time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 9:23

Don't worry, Hitler was a loser as well.

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"We should fuck women for reproduction only, not for pleasure, not for intimate bonding and what not.

The Greeks figured it out several thousand years ago and they were very superiour at that time."

Aren't you forgetting that the Greeks had a lot of homosexual fun...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 9:42

>>1


SMOKE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 12:28

>>1

Murder/Suicide

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 13:14

I gotta go with >>10 on this one.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-03 15:54

If >>10 doesn't work for you, go with >>4. You know, put your miserable life to some good use. You'd be a 4chan hero. (and a bigger hero if you tell them you are gay right before you die/blow up something)

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-05-03 17:01

>>10
Actually this guy has an idea. If you truely hate your life, devote yourself to the greater good somehow, even if it just to martyr yourself for a specific cause. Pick something You feel strongly about, grab a can of gas, and scream "_______ or death".

Name: Sgt.Kabuⲩ宸kiman쌚嘚 2012-05-26 21:30

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