Please Help me

I'm stupid, i dont have any special traits, i'm bad at sports, i'm fat and ugly, i graduate my university with lowest result and i almost got suspended, i never had any girlfriend, and i almost got fired for my job because i'm too slow(they give me another month chance)

What should i do to stay alive ? *sniff*

>>1
You have nothing to lose. Join the navy, the military, become a terrorist, a political activist, start herassing/stalking Bill O'Reilly, shovel shit, go to third world countries and spread propaganda about birth control and the evils of the chatolic church - the world is your playground.