>>1
I wish I didn't have to leave my house.. WTF do you do for a living?
I want to cuddle... (I have no penis though T_T)
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Anonymous2006-04-22 20:10
>>6
Is "cuddle" some kind of secret furry code for "yiff?"
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Anonymous2006-04-22 20:16
>>6
Hey, get in line, I was first, okay? (or we could cuddle it up, I like penises and bobbies alike)
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Anonymous2006-04-22 20:22
>>4
Awww yeah!!! >>5
Good times, I would say, I was wayyyy too hungry and nothing was in the house plus I wanted a good sandwhich so I had to abandon the sanctity of my room unfortunately. >>6
I'm an american shut in, I refrain from hurting people even though I should for a living. Sorry, you'll have to have your way with >>2 after we get done. >>7
Not furry :/
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Anonymous2006-04-23 8:12
>>15
I'm antisocial so I didn't want to have to spend any more time out there than I had to to eat the food. Plus I didn't think I had enough cash on me, subway is a bit expensive in my opinion. >>16
Nah I don't like the furries.
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Anonymous2006-04-23 9:34
>>15
you freak. foot long subs are way too decadent unless you've missed a meal or something. 6 inch is quite enough calories
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Anonymous2006-04-23 10:13
>>22
You should be like me. I try to eat a lot to gain weight. It kinda sucks because of all the luck, I want to be a muscle bound bodybuilder and I'm stuck as a sort of thin dude.
>>23
Must've lost it in the war, truly such a sad time for america.
I would eat a ton, but I don't have to money to truly feed my ever demanding and speedy as all shit metabolism. So I too am rather stuck being thinner than I wish I were.
i dont leave the house either. except for school, but not for long. yeay. well then i can stay in my room all day. on holidays i dont go out. never. well, except for buying drugs.
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Ninevrise0AV2006-04-25 19:56
>>23
I was born without one. :( It's tragic. I've tried to apply for disability due to this, but they do not feel it is a real problem.
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Anonymous2006-04-26 2:44
>>26
You're living the exact same life I did when I went to school, as a member of the anti-social club I say you're doing great work, keep it up. You'll have much more fun by yourself than surrounding yourself with the social clubbers. >>27
That is pretty tragic, they would be wrong in this case, but I heard you can do an operation, and then you get to become a full fledged DG which pretty much would suddenly make you considerable by us gays. Even more so than another normal man.
>>1
What do you eat usually and how to you pay for internets?
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Anonymous2006-04-26 13:06
>>30
My own feces and urine usually. I print my own money for internets.
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Anonymous2006-04-26 14:54
>>30
Grains wheats rice candy (not chococate, shits disgusting, I'm talking about pure hard sugar) sometimes meats but not too often.
I use the money I get from the corpses I make to pay for the internet. Technically I could eat the corpses for food, but I don't want to catch AIDS and the like from their dirty beings, I'm just in it for to fufill my bloodlust and the society's demand for money from me at the same time.
Man I'm always not the guy!! It's like they're having a thread without me, and this is my thread!
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Anonymous2006-04-28 23:00
Was it a 6 inch sub or was it my penis?
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Anonymous2006-04-29 0:01
I remember it being a sub, sadly no penis was involved.
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Anonymous2006-04-29 0:04
lol i used to jizz into the mayo squirt bottle when i worked at subway. lots of other fun things to add into people's subs, you'd be surprised how many don't bother to watch you make the damn thing.
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Anonymous2006-04-29 0:07
>>45
Oh that's JUST FUCKING GREAT I'm going to make my own goddamn food now. Fucking faggot.
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Anonymous2006-04-29 0:10
>>46
unless you grow it yourself you can't escape it. I've worked at many shit jobs from grocery to convenience stores, these shens are everywhere.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy