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I left my house for the first time in a month

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 13:22

To pick up a roast beef 6 inch from subway, was pretty tasty.
Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 15:08

I'd like to cuddle with you

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 15:18

Sure, as long as you have a penis.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 15:23

>>3
Of course I do! It's hard right now

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 19:06

Hm, I can't remember when I last left my house :/

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-04-22 20:06

>>1
I wish I didn't have to leave my house.. WTF do you do for a living?
I want to cuddle... (I have no penis though T_T)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 20:10

>>6
Is "cuddle" some kind of secret furry code for "yiff?"

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 20:16

>>6
Hey, get in line, I was first, okay? (or we could cuddle it up, I like penises and bobbies alike)

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 20:22

>>4
Awww yeah!!!
>>5
Good times, I would say, I was wayyyy too hungry and nothing was in the house plus I wanted a good sandwhich so I had to abandon the sanctity of my room unfortunately.
>>6
I'm an american shut in, I refrain from hurting people even though I should for a living. Sorry, you'll have to have your way with >>2 after we get done.
>>7
Not furry :/

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 20:57

>>11 <- furry

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 21:13

:*

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 21:14

>>5

Works for the government in the secret underground cities in Nevada.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-22 21:17

>>12
Soviet government, not amerikan. Same location though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 0:03 (sage)

>>1

WAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH ;______________________________________________________;

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 0:05

>>1

Only a 6 inch? What are you, a woman?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 0:11

>>3
I'm furry and gay. I have penis too. Do you want to play with me?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 0:13

>>16
I'll bring the scissors then, furry boy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 2:30

EVIL

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 5:11

>>1
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　（　　　　つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂　 　 　つ
　｜ ｜　|　 ┃      ME ARE SO RONREY        ┃　｜ ｜ ｜
　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 7:50

(  ///v\\   )
(O/[o  o]\O)
    \D /       i AM kOUYAMA MITSUKI GHAN
 |\\    //|

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 8:12

>>15
I'm antisocial so I didn't want to have to spend any more time out there than I had to to eat the food. Plus I didn't think I had enough cash on me, subway is a bit expensive in my opinion.
>>16
Nah I don't like the furries.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 9:34

>>15
you freak. foot long subs are way too decadent unless you've missed a meal or something. 6 inch is quite enough calories

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 10:13

>>22
You should be like me. I try to eat a lot to gain weight. It kinda sucks because of all the luck, I want to be a muscle bound bodybuilder and I'm stuck as a sort of thin dude.

>>6
What happened to your penis?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 11:32

>>23
Must've lost it in the war, truly such a sad time for america.
I would eat a ton, but I don't have to money to truly feed my ever demanding and speedy as all shit metabolism. So I too am rather stuck being thinner than I wish I were.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 22:19

>>24
Lucky sluts!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 17:12

i dont leave the house either. except for school, but not for long. yeay. well then i can stay in my room all day. on holidays i dont go out. never. well, except for buying drugs.

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-04-25 19:56

>>23
I was born without one. :( It's tragic. I've tried to apply for disability due to this, but they do not feel it is a real problem.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 2:44

>>26
You're living the exact same life I did when I went to school, as a member of the anti-social club I say you're doing great work, keep it up. You'll have much more fun by yourself than surrounding yourself with the social clubbers.
>>27
That is pretty tragic, they would be wrong in this case, but I heard you can do an operation, and then you get to become a full fledged DG which pretty much would suddenly make you considerable by us gays. Even more so than another normal man.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 5:19

>>26
Drugs are bad. OK.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 8:00

>>1
What do you eat usually and how to you pay for internets?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 13:06

>>30
My own feces and urine usually. I print my own money for internets.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 14:54

>>30
Grains wheats rice candy (not chococate, shits disgusting, I'm talking about pure hard sugar) sometimes meats but not too often.
I use the money I get from the corpses I make to pay for the internet. Technically I could eat the corpses for food, but I don't want to catch AIDS and the like from their dirty beings, I'm just in it for to fufill my bloodlust and the society's demand for money from me at the same time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 15:04

>>31
So you are communist?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 16:12

>>36

:*

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-26 17:37

>>33
I am NOT communist. That would be disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 2:50

>>34
Dammit how did you...do that?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 2:59 (sage)

>>36
I don't know, lol. Ask >>39

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 11:28

hay >>39 hurry up

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 11:38

I just did what >>41 did :*

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-27 16:47

this is ridiculous!
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